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Hughey Time

The time you want to believe you can get to an event. Does not take into account “lost time” between activities and typically vastly underestimates durations of simple tasks.
Jon Duncan is planning to be at POOLgalo at 11:00 Hughey time. Jon Duncan has golf ending at 10:30, and it is a 15 minute drive to home and a 15 minute drive to POOLgalo. Therefore, Jon will be there at 11:00. However, 10:30 is a best-case ending time for golf. Drive times are at lease 20 minutes each way, and lost time like walking to the car, getting beer, changing clothes, etc. are not accounted for.

True Best case scenario: 12:30. Most likely 1:30
by tcareycares August 27, 2020
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HogHeart

Overweight female that uses the following traits to make up for physical appearance.
>>> forgiving, supportive, expects to get cheated on, good cook, over generous, always the designated driver, buys lots of presents, sexual, loves giving blowjobs, funny, watches racing/football/wrestling, loves porno's<<<<
All men want hoghearts added into the body's of hotties. See Hottie Hoghearts
Damn, I wish that hottie had a hogheart.
SEE Hottie Hogheart
by M Long / T Holmes December 10, 2003
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horhey

What retards think is the correct spelling of Jorge is
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Hogeye

Slang for anal.
Barack to Bill: How'd you sleep with That?
Bill to Barack:Most nights, I'd just break her open like a shotgun and hit the hogeye.
by ex_lax70 February 14, 2018
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hogey slap

the act of slapping your shlong across someones face. usually preformed on woman when having sex but if preformed as a prank on a dude the administer of the hogey slap usually loses is hogey.
girl- yes more!!
dude- *smack*
girl- what the hell was that
dude- bitch you've been hogey slapped

dude 1- if you hit me with your dick you wont have one left.
dude2- sure sure *smack* what now. youve been hogey slapped?!?!
dude 1- you son of a bitch

dude 2- *riiiiiippp* ahhhhhh you bastard, you tore off my hogey.
by thechimmichonga February 21, 2011
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hoghead

The act of fellatio as performed on top of a moving motorcycle.
"Rusty Sparks crashed his bike and died. I heard he was getting hoghead at the time."
by rockfan69 January 18, 2006
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Hoghead

Getting oral sex from an obese woman.
"My frat had a pig party and I ended up getting hoghead from some drunk fat chick."
by Vanoc March 22, 2010
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