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A hodad is when your father has a sex change and becomes a prostitute.
Hey, look! Isn't that Jimmy's hodad over on the corner?
hodad by sprude July 17, 2006
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A rude surfer; formerly known as a Barney.
"That dude's always hogging all the good waves, he's such a hodad."
hodad by Greg March 30, 2003
A Hodad is an older surfer, who most often rides a longboard and is able to get onto waves before the shortboards, but because the hodad is riding a longboard, he is unable to shred the vave the way a shortboarder would be able to do. The opposite of a gremmie, a younger surfer that rides a short board but who drops in on you everytime.
In the movie "Ride the Wild Surf" the song "Secret Surf Spot":

"My secret surf spot, where nobody knows
The Gremmies and the Hodads never go"
Something that is super cheesy, corny, or plain out stupid!

A word that is used by lazy hillbillies when their vocabulary is shot.
"Hey, Mary-Lou, that there show you's watchin' is pretty Hodad!

"C'mon, Howard, don't do that- its so Hodad."

"I don't know about you, Bobby, but that couch is Hodad."

"Latisha built a wooden deck per her above ground pool, but it turned out to be quite Hodad."
Hodad by Hippiechic98 January 4, 2013
A good surfer,a seasoned surfer thats considered good at surfing. hodads were good and gremys (short for gremlins)were beginers.
That dude that droped in was one bad hodad.
hodad by 1badhodad July 25, 2008

Boardless Hodad 

Someone who is very uncool from the perspective of a surfer of skater. Mainly due to the fact that they are not a part of their community and thus have no board (skate/surf).
Oh man that guy in the red hat on the warf has been acting like that all day, what a Boardless Hodad!

Those jerks down from x, what a bunch of Boardless Hodads
Boardless Hodad by Amaximus June 20, 2010