Hobbitism

Hobbitism is a broad term for the body of hobbits and hobbit like people, their theologies and doctrines, ethical, spiritual, and behavioral characteristics, as well as their numerous and specific meals and in general their ravenous eating habits. It can also refer to human beings or other creatures sharing obvious or numerous traits of the hobbits.

That poor girl suffers from hobbitism, she eats six times a day minimum and she has very hairy toes.

by Notintoracism December 18, 2010

hobitch

A person that is persistingly annoying you. The derivation of the word comes from a ho that was acting like a bitch. A ho that acts like a bitch is annoying, therefore, a hobitch is an annoying person that is quite bothersome and pestering.

Hey Bro, stop acting like a hobitch. You'd be lucky to get any pussy. Don't be so selective.

by ajppds March 10, 2008

hobbitual sex offender

One who screws not only someone who is too young,but also really really short.

Eli:Did you hear? Chads having sex with that 4'1" 17 year old again.

Daniel:He's such a Hobbitual Sex offender.

by It's Eli Dawg! April 30, 2010

hobbit bob

Getting head from a person or animal who most likely has hair on their feet, and who most definitely, is short.

Man, last night I got a wicked hobbit bob from that gymnast, Hillary. I thought my nuts were gonna melt off.

by deviousrlm September 19, 2009

The Hobbit

Book written by J. R. R. Tolkien in 1937. Arguably one of the best fantasy books in the world. Having a huge fanbase that spreads across generations, it is widely known throughout the western world. There will be a movie for it in 2012.

The hobbit is one of the best fantasy books of its time. Anyone of any age should read this absolute masterpiece

by BTTRPR November 27, 2011

Welfare hobbits

Children produced in an effort to increase government funded aid.

D-Bone really enjoyed Janene's fine white badonkadonk... but those 9 welfare hobbits kept her from closing tha deal.

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

Hobbiting

ho-bít-ing

Crouching down in a ball and resuming normal behavior patterns from this position

Asher was hobbiting on the bus this morning.

by eakart1 October 9, 2016