hoboloboactive

A homeless intellectual.

My philosophy teacher became hoboloboactive after being thrown out of his house for not paying the rent.

by mihais13 March 28, 2008

hobogoat

Some large douche shit, ass-clown/hat who is related to most of the people in the area and has eye balls close together, usually from Albion/Lyndonville/Barre, NY

That guy at the bar dating his cousin wearing car hearts and a pile of dead squirrels he shot in the bed of his big rusted truck is such a hobogoat!

by Albion_Sucks November 21, 2011

hoboloaf

Hoboloaf is a strange substance made from butter, flour, salt, and sugar, and is then baked in the oven till hard as a rock. Hoboloaf is mostly used as a substitue for sustanence by malnourished young bachelors with little to no income.

Brendan is tired of eating rice. He has to eat hoboloaf.

by Littlish One December 11, 2007

emo hobocore

"Emotional Hobocore" was created by Jeph Jacques of "Questionable Content" fame. In refrence to emo bands that have $90 haircuts, but have so many problems they simply have to put it into written form. Hobocore would be the pinnicle of the movement, as being a hobo would be one who has no job or money and is therefore sorrowful. Emo Hobocore will be the new pop punk.

"That kid is so Emo Hobocore"
"No, thats a real hobo, look, he's peeing on our dog"

by c1utch January 16, 2005

hobotomy

any surgical procedure that is practiced on a hobo, prior to a real person, in order to protect the safety of mankind.

this woman needs breast implants, better do a hobotomy first.

by soopadickman November 26, 2003

hobocop

A homeless person, or hobo, who performs oral sex on police officers in return for being arrested so they can spend the night in a warm jail cell.

Murphy got sick of getting rained on so he went all hobocop! "Dead or alive, you're coming in me!"

by Homeless Joe September 20, 2007

hobooker

Hobookers fall under a number of categories but are usually classified based on their current home and/or employment. The word is derived from two overlapping roots: hobo and hooker. Based on this derivation it is quite easy to ascertain that hobookers are typically found on the streets or in alleyways and make their money in less than honorable ways. While it is possible to climb out of hobookerdom, most hobookers are quite pleased with their social status and typically remain in the field for lengthy periods, if not until retirement. While the term is often used as slang and can be demeaning it is important to remember that hobookers are people too and have rights just like the rest of us.

Dude! Look at that hobooker over there on the street corner! Let's get some!

by MOFBAMF January 26, 2011