hokie kamokie

An expression of extreme surprise or dismay at a totally unexpected event, or turn of events.

Tim: Rats, my on-line storage account just dropped all my back-up data.
Cindy: Hokie kamokie! You're screwed unless you optical disked it too.

by LouLou604 May 20, 2010

hokie pokie

When having sex with a girl and, you cum outside.

I can´t believe she is pregnant... We did the hokie pokie.

by kanelo August 27, 2015

hokie pokie

What it is all about.

"...you do the hokie pokie and you turn yourself around; that's what it's all about."

by p-viddy April 21, 2004

Hokie Stalker

Virginia Tech's 'People Finder' on the VT homepage. The perfect tool for finding out the full name, department, email address, and possibly phone number and address of that special someone, before he or she even knows you exist.

Hokie Stalker used to provide much more information about 3 years ago, but of late it has been more locked down.

I was gonna talk to her today after class, but then I decided to just look her up on Hokie Stalker.

by elemental July 1, 2005

Hokianga

The most beautiful place on Earth. A rural little harbour on the west coast of New Zealands's North Island.

Go there sumtime, the ppl r Great

"Have u read "Mist of Time", it's from Hokianga"

by TeRata March 18, 2005

Hokiespension

The suspension for one or more football games of a member of the Virginia Tech football team after being arrested.

VT will be playing without its starting DE who is serving a 1 game Hokiespension for being arrested and charged with aggravated assault......again.

See also: Marcus Vick

by Scriber September 28, 2006

hoking the guts

When a Male/Female enters the vagina with there finger,more affectionately known as fingering.(Gut hoking)

Clive was hoking the guts out of some chick last night!

by brolly109 November 13, 2009