hokie pokie

When having sex with a girl and, you cum outside.

I can´t believe she is pregnant... We did the hokie pokie.

by kanelo August 27, 2015

hokie pokie

What it is all about.

"...you do the hokie pokie and you turn yourself around; that's what it's all about."

by p-viddy April 21, 2004

hookie

A day in which liberty is taken upon oneself to exclude themself from school or work obligations while, most likely, pretending to be sick or having a death in the family. Usually this time is spent with a significant other (i.e. hookie for nookie), a sports activity (i.e. golf or playstation), or just plain sitting on ones ass all day editing & writing definintions for modern slang words over the internet. Commonly referred to as "playing hookie".

Dude, the money's great at my new job. But I had to play hookie from work today because I needed the nookie.

by Turfbag April 18, 2008

hooking up

Based on the age range and context this term is put in, it can mean a number of different things

1) Middle school age- kissing or making out at most (unless for those few mature sluts who make make it farther)

2) High School- Generally having sex. For most freshman and some sophomores, this means kissing or making out, unless they make it farther which can be common

3) Young adults- sex.

4) Older adults, like parents- Being really nicely helped out

1)John and Lilly are hooking up at the school dance tonight!
2) I hooked up with the quarterback, his d is tiny
3) I think I might've hooked up with Jerry when I was drunk.....
4) Wow!! Bobby really is hooking me up with those concert tickets!

by thottyhoe March 12, 2015

Hokie Stalker

Virginia Tech's 'People Finder' on the VT homepage. The perfect tool for finding out the full name, department, email address, and possibly phone number and address of that special someone, before he or she even knows you exist.

Hokie Stalker used to provide much more information about 3 years ago, but of late it has been more locked down.

I was gonna talk to her today after class, but then I decided to just look her up on Hokie Stalker.

by elemental July 1, 2005

hooking up

An incredibly ambiguous phrase that drives me absolutely insane when people use it.

John hooked up with Mary. (so what did they actually do? Did they meet at the park? Did they talk? or did they duke like viagra-injected rabbits? who knows...)

by thedon November 17, 2004

playing hookie

Faking being sick to get out of school or work.

I wanted to spend today having sex with my girlfriend so I ended up playing hookie from work.

by Sk8erMush May 13, 2016