n: also known as rednecks.
tracktor-trailer driving, tin-spitting, tobacco-chewing, beer-bellied fatass uggo with chicken legs who lives in a hammock with 92 illegitimate hick children who all call you"MA" even though youre male, while fighting over the BIG spoon, so they could all eat mayonaisey ham goop
tracktor-trailer driving, tin-spitting, tobacco-chewing, beer-bellied fatass uggo with chicken legs who lives in a hammock with 92 illegitimate hick children who all call you"MA" even though youre male, while fighting over the BIG spoon, so they could all eat mayonaisey ham goop
I'sa gonna goes up to my TRAK-turrr and eats ma ham goop with 37 lbs of MAYnaise and theeeeeen i's gon' go baCK to my HAMMOCK and sit there all day with my 92 illegitimate hick children who all call me "MA"
by diiscolemonade July 8, 2009
Get the Hickmug. A dumb kid who thinks they know how to do shit but they don't. They like to fuck their cousins and wear camo clothes.
by Nick Lud February 8, 2018
Get the Hickmug. 1. In southwestern Washington State, a male teenager who uses a stereotypical version of the redneck way of life as an excuse to chew tobacco, get drunk and have sex out in the woods as often as possible, speak with a fake Southern accent, stop bathing, regularly wear filthy Carhartts and hunting clothes to school, and desperately cling to racist, misogynist and/or homophobic ideas. They are hopelessly ignorant of the fact that genuine rednecks are not always prejudiced and do not necessarily engage in all of the aforementioned activities.
2. A female teenager from the same region of Washington who wears anything with the words "Rebel Bitch" on it as an excuse to be anything other than a decent human being, and, like her male counterparts, as an excuse to get drunk and have sex in the woods. Also ignorant of the fact that genuine redneck females can be perfectly nice people and don't necessarily drink.
2. A female teenager from the same region of Washington who wears anything with the words "Rebel Bitch" on it as an excuse to be anything other than a decent human being, and, like her male counterparts, as an excuse to get drunk and have sex in the woods. Also ignorant of the fact that genuine redneck females can be perfectly nice people and don't necessarily drink.
1. "Mark thinks he's a redneck, but he's just a wanna-be hick."
2. "Jane used to be preppy and friendly, but after she went to one of Mark's parties in the woods, she wears nothing but Carhartts and is a complete bitch to everyone who isn't a drunken hick like her."
2. "Jane used to be preppy and friendly, but after she went to one of Mark's parties in the woods, she wears nothing but Carhartts and is a complete bitch to everyone who isn't a drunken hick like her."
by adnoctum September 21, 2004
Get the Hickmug. Basically the average american or the typical Wal-Mart customer:
Likes to wear john deer hats but never rode a john deer nothing in their life.
Drives pickup trucks but no part of there life requires them owning a pickup truck.
Wears "Don't mess with Texas shirts and has confederate flags all over their trunk but lives, and has never left, Connecticut.
Likes to wear john deer hats but never rode a john deer nothing in their life.
Drives pickup trucks but no part of there life requires them owning a pickup truck.
Wears "Don't mess with Texas shirts and has confederate flags all over their trunk but lives, and has never left, Connecticut.
Hicks are the worse due to their failed attempt to convince people they are country/hillbillys when the concept is already fucking retarted. So a hick is like a super retarded person.
See also... Redneckhillbilly
See also... Redneckhillbilly
by JARTAyMEDIA April 27, 2016
Get the Hickmug. by nonhickman21 August 12, 2005
Get the Hickmug. Farmers that drink and farm all day long wearing boots and jeans all year round no matter the wheather and respect and live America
by Idk I'm a hick June 26, 2017
Get the Hickmug.