by MetalHead16 October 30, 2010
Get the Culinary Heresymug. It was a late October night in the year 40,000ABY(2012 AD going off the Roman calendar) when the dark forces who ate Walt Disney’s soul absorbed Lucasfilm like a snack and setting in motion what is now referred to as the Disney Heresy.
Three years later, on December 18th 2015AD, The “Walt Disney” Co. released the visual pornography “The Force Awakens” this continuation of the Starwars mythos as told in the book of George, was widely accepted to the surprise of critics and religious zealots, but as everyone was having a good time there was no reason to be a poopy pants. Then in 2016 not even the most pious followers of the way could deny the quality of the legend of “rogue one,” film adaptation.
Followers everywhere looked to the future of Disney scripture with great optimism.
But we were all of us deceived...............
For another sequel was made. Deep in the rape dungeons of Hollywood California, Kathleen Kennedy forged in secret a disaster script. And Into this script she poured her plotholes, her sexism, and Her desire to ruin every OT character.
Some say it was the blasphemous portrayal of Luke Skywalkers lame ass death, others say it was the Extended Universe Scribes refusal to renounce the Disney Canon as heresy, and brand all Disney worshippers as heretics that led to the great schism of 2017.
It matters little.
Noting will erase the carnage that ensued on that dark December night.
Three years later, on December 18th 2015AD, The “Walt Disney” Co. released the visual pornography “The Force Awakens” this continuation of the Starwars mythos as told in the book of George, was widely accepted to the surprise of critics and religious zealots, but as everyone was having a good time there was no reason to be a poopy pants. Then in 2016 not even the most pious followers of the way could deny the quality of the legend of “rogue one,” film adaptation.
Followers everywhere looked to the future of Disney scripture with great optimism.
But we were all of us deceived...............
For another sequel was made. Deep in the rape dungeons of Hollywood California, Kathleen Kennedy forged in secret a disaster script. And Into this script she poured her plotholes, her sexism, and Her desire to ruin every OT character.
Some say it was the blasphemous portrayal of Luke Skywalkers lame ass death, others say it was the Extended Universe Scribes refusal to renounce the Disney Canon as heresy, and brand all Disney worshippers as heretics that led to the great schism of 2017.
It matters little.
Noting will erase the carnage that ensued on that dark December night.
by MandalorianInquisition January 16, 2020
Get the The Disney Heresymug. the slayer of heresy he will smite all heresy and will join random discord servers to ethier hang or to serve some justices to thy that has done heresy he will check servers for thy none belivers and heresy
by heresy slayer March 2, 2021
Get the heresy slayermug. The act or process of defiling or misusing parts of grammar and language. Examples include misuse of possessive pronouns in place of homophonic consonants.
by Pyoepsx September 16, 2020
Get the lexical heresymug. An inadmissible statement in court whereby da witness claims to have heard someone else make religiously-scandalous statements.
I would rather get someone's unconventional theological opinions "right from the horse's mouth"; otherwise it's just heresy hearsay.
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
Get the heresy hearsaymug. by Codedher December 25, 2019
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