An unexpected semi ie a semi engorged male member - based on Henman's semi final count - ie he is not normally expected to get into a semi final.
by bingo89 May 6, 2006
Get the henman mug.hen.man \'he:n-e-'man-*s\ noun. (modif. of tim henman, fr. MLG he-ma exchange) 1: an engorged male phalus / schlong which is between hard and soft and therefore in a semi state. Originates from English tennis player Tim Henman and his inability to ever make it to the final of Wimbledon. 2: see half staff 3: see lob on.
1: "For fucks sake Darren, you've only got a henman, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that!" Shouted Tracey
by jim December 24, 2004
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A term for the very enthusiastic support of the British tennis player Tim Henman. Henmania is seen mostly at Wimbledon, and is a phenonemon that grips the nation every June and July. Despite the fact that Tim Henman has never actually got past the semi finals, the bandwagon seems to roll on every year. However with his ever increasing age, and the emergence of Andy Murray, Henmania is rapidly declining, if not actually finished.
by Nick140 June 29, 2006
Get the henmania mug.a multi-purpose word that can mean almost anything. the main use is to greet one of your fellow heymans. when you use it to put down someone, the word can have the same meaning as bitch or annoying. it can replace many uses of bad languages so that adults and teachers cant say nothing about it. another use of the wonderful word HEYMAN is to break an awkward silence like when your friend disses you and you dont know wat to say, you say HEYMAN. or if you dont feel comfortable saying hi to someone, you can say Heyman. or if you run out of comebaks wen you and your friends are in a fight, you can just say "YOUR A HEYMAN" and you will win the argument because the power of the AD Alliance will be with you. heyman comes in many forms, like a person, a heyman monster, airdrums, heyman guns, and not cool man
"heyman, thats just not cool man."
the heyman monster heyman smashed xavier when he didnt feed it enough.
when xavier got mad at his school, he used his heyman gun and heyman shot everyone.
when xavier listens to music, he does not nod his head to the beat, he airdrums.
"hey raymond, your a bitch." "well you know wat gerry? your a heyman. so eat that cuz thats so not cool man if you call me a bitch for no reason."
the heyman monster heyman smashed xavier when he didnt feed it enough.
when xavier got mad at his school, he used his heyman gun and heyman shot everyone.
when xavier listens to music, he does not nod his head to the beat, he airdrums.
"hey raymond, your a bitch." "well you know wat gerry? your a heyman. so eat that cuz thats so not cool man if you call me a bitch for no reason."
by gerryisnotfurrealz October 21, 2009
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Get the Henman mug.ie; Charley Foster , the baddest mutherfucker on the face of the earth , coolest , hippest , and most wanted dude around !!!
Did you see Heyman3000 lastnite ? He KICKED ASS !!!
You know , they guy everyone wishes they were , Heyman3000 !!!!
He said his name was Heyman3000, all i know is he wore my pussy out !!!
You know , they guy everyone wishes they were , Heyman3000 !!!!
He said his name was Heyman3000, all i know is he wore my pussy out !!!
by Heyman3000 April 13, 2010
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This particular monster lurks around the house of the heymans. It is brown, furry, has an enormous mouth, and two arms that resemble huge drumming sticks.
It follows the great heyman around, pushing down Gerry's wherever he goes.
It's special attack power is known as the "HEYMAN SMASH" as it will use its too drumsticks or drumarms, and smash you until you die, cry like a gerry, or run away.
It's favorite phrase is HEYMAN or NOT COOL MAN, and of course HEYMAN SMASH1!!!!!
Remember, if you ever encounter this great beast, beware of the Heyman Smash, because it's just not cool man.
This particular monster lurks around the house of the heymans. It is brown, furry, has an enormous mouth, and two arms that resemble huge drumming sticks.
It follows the great heyman around, pushing down Gerry's wherever he goes.
It's special attack power is known as the "HEYMAN SMASH" as it will use its too drumsticks or drumarms, and smash you until you die, cry like a gerry, or run away.
It's favorite phrase is HEYMAN or NOT COOL MAN, and of course HEYMAN SMASH1!!!!!
Remember, if you ever encounter this great beast, beware of the Heyman Smash, because it's just not cool man.
Gerry is walking down the street where he sees Xavier and challenges him to a Yu-Gi-Oh duel.
Xavier accepts.
*Gerry sends out Exodia*
Gerry: HAHAHA You can't beat that man!!
Xavier: Oh yeah?
*Xavier sends out the almight HEYMAN MONSTER*
Gerry: OoO, Not cool man!
Xavier: Fuck you man, *uses Magic spell AD Alliance*
*Heyman Monster gains 999999 ATK Points*
Heyman Monster: HEYMAN SMAAAAAAASSSHHHH!!!!
Gerry: NOT COOOOL MAAAN!!!! AHHHH!!
*Gerry dies*
Xavier: Yeah we win man!!! That's so cool man!! HAHAHA you died Gerry!...Well, LATER MAN!!!!
Xavier accepts.
*Gerry sends out Exodia*
Gerry: HAHAHA You can't beat that man!!
Xavier: Oh yeah?
*Xavier sends out the almight HEYMAN MONSTER*
Gerry: OoO, Not cool man!
Xavier: Fuck you man, *uses Magic spell AD Alliance*
*Heyman Monster gains 999999 ATK Points*
Heyman Monster: HEYMAN SMAAAAAAASSSHHHH!!!!
Gerry: NOT COOOOL MAAAN!!!! AHHHH!!
*Gerry dies*
Xavier: Yeah we win man!!! That's so cool man!! HAHAHA you died Gerry!...Well, LATER MAN!!!!
by gerryforreals October 29, 2009
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