suitcase handles

Big, fat vagina lips that, when pressed together look like suitcase handles.

Look at the pussy on that girl, you could pick her up and carry her around by her suitcase handles.

by WKid May 21, 2006

Hoe handle

A tattoo on the side of a womans torso. A marker that a woman will but out when she is drunk. Also used to draw attention to a lean waist line.

Mike: Did your girl get a tramp stamp tattoo?
Me: Tramp stamps are so 2000's. It's on her side, it's hoe handle.

My hand covers her hoe handle when we do it doggy style.

by Kyleolsenwalsh June 11, 2014

twitter handle

the handle is your personal id on twitter, it starts with the @ symbol

- hey man, what's your twitter handle, i want to follow you
- my handle is @something

by Berserk mode January 13, 2016

oh shit handle

The handle in most passenger vehicles and trucks that is located in the interior of the vehicle above the door. Used in extreme driving situations where passengers do not wish to be thrown about the interior of the vehicle. Situations that warrant the usage of the "oh shit handle" include hard braking, abrupt cornering, skidding, careening off bridge. It is usually considered polite for driver to warn passengers before they feel obligated to use the "oh shit handle"

Me: "Mike, I am going to take the 25 mph turn at 55... better grab the os shit handle!"
Mike: "I've been holding the oh shit handle since you started the car!"

by Andrukas January 4, 2004

Handle your dirt

V. The act of safeguarding one's interests, personally, rather than relying upon other parties for support.

Don't hide behind your bodyguard! If you can't handle your dirt then don't talk like you real.

by K. Washington July 24, 2016

jesus handle

The handle above the windows in most cars, so called for the propensity of people to shout "Oh Jesus!" while clutching it in mortal terror at the driver's skill level or sanity.

Also known as an oh shit handle.

My aunt is such a terrible driver. Whenever she drives everyone clings to their jesus handles.

by Ko'rhyan March 26, 2009

Small Handling

Getting fisted by many midgets at a time. Small Handling occurs most of time in the butt.

Eric got drunk last night and got a small handling.

Thomas was terrified once he caught Eric getting a small handling by two asian male midgets in his bedroom.

by moleycyrass December 30, 2014