hempeling

1.) The act of lingering behind people as the walk.

2.) Message girls randomly saying Hey!! (:

3.) Being in the backround of a picture pretending to be texting, but no ever texts u.

4.) Always asking to hang out.

Hempel: Hey!! (:
Girl: Umm Hi?

Or dude look at that kid Hempeling behind us

by Dat1Guy_ December 24, 2010

Humplecracken

A Mythical dragon like beast that lives under your bed, munches on biscuit crumbs and has a tiny penis.

"There's crumbs in the bed again"

"Must have been the humplecracken"

by Insideoutgirl May 8, 2009

Helpless

Completely in love
Falling for someone

"Ooooh girl,Daveed Diggs got me helpless"
" Girl no,he has a girlfriend"
"I will never be satisfied..

by Yellow Diamond is a clod May 16, 2018

helpless

When a shy person is into a guy but can't get the courage to go and talk to them.

Hey angelica look at that guy over there.
Who him?
Yeah him
What about him?
Oh my gosh everytime I look at him he gets my heart racing.
Why not talk to him?
No I can't I feel helpless.

by Noblewolf November 25, 2017

humplestiltskin

A game played in groups of people involving guessing the identity of a mysterious 'humper'.
The Humpee is blindfolded naked on the floor and the lights are turned out...
One person, chosen randomly and secretly by picking a colored straw, humps the victum... The victum must then try to guess who it was. If guessed correctly that person becomes the victum.

Lets Play Humplestiltskin!
No, my mom isnt home...

by Capt. Definor! April 13, 2005

Johnny Hempseed

Someone who plants Cannabis without harvesting it.Alt.A person trying to "overgrow" government prohibition of Cannabis cultivation.The origional thread of this idea may have come from a comedy album by Tommy Chong and Cheech Marin "will Debbie Hempseed please report to the free clinic".Also promoted by Marc Emory of "Cannabis Culture "magazine in his "overgrow the governmnent"legalisation movement.A popular Blog signature.

John Chapman A.K.A. Johnny Appleseed spent a large part of his life planting Apple trees so people could eat Apples,Johnny Hempseed does the same thing with Cannabis varieties.

by Jonathan Aluicious Hempseed July 26, 2009

self helpless

The condition of somebody that is unable to deal with life, usually found sitting around a neglected apartment with bad hair and bad outfit.

I saw Kenny at our high school reunion, he's still living with his parents and saving up for a camaro ...totally self helpless.

by pixelfairy June 24, 2008