Hearsay

A lawyer who can’t build a case so he spams hearsay like it’s his Pornhub renew subscription

Johnny Depp : “breathes”
Amber Heard Lawyer : “Hearsay your honor”

Johnny Depp : “I was tal-
Amber Heard Lawyer : “Hearsay your honor”

by RolesTakenNoReason April 26, 2022

hearsay

assumptions & speculation revolved around anything or anyone; can be true or false

GUY1: i heard that kid over there eats his own feces for breakfast, true story.
GUY2: dude, that's most definitely hearsay...goof.

GUY1: honda is going to take a shot at the fast food industry, they're gonna push mcdonalds off the radar.
GUY2: where do you get your info from idiot fuck? stop falling for hearsay.

by keyboarda May 14, 2009

hearsay

J. Benjamin Rottenborn's favorite word.

Depp : Just basically said in the...
Rottenborn : Objection, hearsay.

by Solaciin April 26, 2022

Objection Hearsay

Objection! Hearsay!

Now I’m Ashamed To Show My Face
Well I’m A Famous Movie Star
Yeah Life Is Always Fine
I Sit Down At My Penthouse
Drinking Mega Pints Of Wine

Objection! Hearsay!

I Don’t Know Why We Ever Wed

Objection! Hearsay!

Who The Hell Poops In Someone’s Bed
I Object To Everything
I May Have An Infection
Cause I Say I Object
The Judge Says “That Was Your Own Question”

Objection! Hearsay!
I Don’t Know Why We Ever Wed

Objection! Hearsay!

Who The Hell Poops In Someone’s Bed
I Object To Everything
I May Have An Infection
Cause I Say I Object
The Judge Says “That Was Your Own Question”

Objection! Hearsay!

Objection Hearsay is a good song. Amber's Lawyer.

by Captain_Afraid May 11, 2022

Hearst Burger

When a burger is missing the patty like when Patty Hearst was kidnapped.

Man! I hate McDonalds. I asked for a Big Mac and they gave me a Hearst burger!

by hidethefork February 1, 2009

holarse

to say hello to oneself; saying hi to yourself

me gusta holarse (I like to say hello to myself

by phil1234 November 10, 2010

Whorton Hears a Poo

A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.

Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.

The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!

The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.

Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.

by gregben June 8, 2021