Heinz Doofenshmirtz

A character on Disney's TV show, Phineas and Ferb. He has incredibly illogical plans to take over the tri-state area. He also purchased a certificate that says he is a doctor. In a nutshell, "He gets waaaaay too much alimony".

My name is Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

by Chungalunga choo choo December 16, 2012

Heinz Sight

Having regrets about putting too much ketchup on your burger

damn, getting Heinz sight. this is really good though

by MittensButItsNotTaken September 22, 2017

Heinz-57

Someone who is mixed with 2 or more different nationalities; completely mixed with various ethnic backrounds.

Girl 1: I'm just straight up white, how about you?

Girl 2: Me? I'm a Heinz-57. I don't know half of my backround!

by bloodymarie April 15, 2010

Heinz beans

The best beans in the world

Heinz beans are so nice I swear there classs there like the god of beans

by Heinz😝 December 1, 2019

heinz method

When you grip your penis with one hand and hit the tip like a bottle of ketchup!

Sambo used the Heinz method to masterbate his penis!!

by Buck nasty Bastad October 13, 2016

da Heitz

To do something toally cool or be in complete charge of a situation. To be above question or another's authority.

Man did you see that guy in the meeting? He was totally da Heitz! They all shut up did whatever he told them.

by Tim Rogowski January 29, 2009

heinz 57

1. A person that's a born mixture or known mixture of at least 2 or more differernt races.

2. A dog that's a mixed breed.

Obama is a brother most definitely, but at the same time he's a heinz 57.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 23, 2009