Bro got so Hegsethed off bottomless mimosas that he tried to Facebook message his sister a dick pic but accidentally posted it as a public story
by Phemulyn Misteke March 29, 2025
Get the Hegsethedmug. A straight guy who can't stop sucking dick and eating the ass of a bloated, orange octogenarian while farting Cheeto dust and humming the Battle Hymn of the Republic and stroking off Putin and Netanyahu.
by Skip the Obtuse June 4, 2025
Get the Hegsethmug. He really Hegseth‘d that kidnapping up when he sent out the ransom note on custom stationary with his real name on it.
by kaitechnolust March 28, 2025
Get the Hegsethmug. I started the night with a nice steak and bottle of wine, but next thing I know I’m doing Hegseth Jager Bombs again.
by WhereYat March 26, 2025
Get the Hegseth Jager Bombsmug. Adding the wrong person to a group text.
Also, sending a message to the wrong person.
Being drunk, not a requirement.
Also, sending a message to the wrong person.
Being drunk, not a requirement.
Ope! Didn't mean to pull a hegseth, but that text was actually meant for my girlfriend Annie. I don't normally talk dirty to Angie my therapist.
by Uncle Spoopy March 27, 2025
Get the Hegsethmug. "I had to call HR because Larry went Full Hegseth after beers at lunch, he said Janice's tits are primo. This is why nobody invites him out"
by JWR8 March 26, 2025
Get the Full Hegsethmug. A verb - to Hegseth or Hegsething means to badly attempt to gaslight someone into believing something wasn’t said or done despite there being reciepts (e.g screenshots of texts or pictures of irrefutable proof). This comes from Pete Hegseth unskilled attempt to gaslight the American people, after the news about the SignalGate war planning texts were released.
I can’t believe my man tried to Hegseth me into believing he didn’t cheat when I have screen shots of the nudes he sent her AND video of them together in bed.
by Shawtnsweet March 27, 2025
Get the Hegsethmug.