hegsethup

A pushup where you down a shot of vodka while you're in the air between each pushup.

How many hegsethups can you do before you pass out? Pete can do 47!

by sexpissdull January 25, 2025

hegseth

onomatopoeia dry heave

I can't even look at my ex, or ... hegseth.

by wiscsuzski March 11, 2025

Hegseth Jager Bombs

When you drink a bottle of Jager and accidentally share classified bombing plans.

I started the night with a nice steak and bottle of wine, but next thing I know I’m doing Hegseth Jager Bombs again.

by WhereYat March 26, 2025

Hegseth

A verb - to Hegseth or Hegsething means to badly attempt to gaslight someone into believing something wasn’t said or done despite there being reciepts (e.g screenshots of texts or pictures of irrefutable proof). This comes from Pete Hegseth unskilled attempt to gaslight the American people, after the news about the SignalGate war planning texts were released.

I can’t believe my man tried to Hegseth me into believing he didn’t cheat when I have screen shots of the nudes he sent her AND video of them together in bed.

by Shawtnsweet March 27, 2025

Hegseth

Adding the wrong person to a group text.
Also, sending a message to the wrong person.
Being drunk, not a requirement.

Ope! Didn't mean to pull a hegseth, but that text was actually meant for my girlfriend Annie. I don't normally talk dirty to Angie my therapist.

by Uncle Spoopy March 27, 2025

Hegseth

(Verb) to completely blow OPSEC by being a moron.

He really Hegseth‘d that kidnapping up when he sent out the ransom note on custom stationary with his real name on it.

by kaitechnolust March 28, 2025

Hegseth

To idiotically add someone to a chat group, email, or other form of communication one should not have done, causing great embarrassment to oneself.

Before you send that email make sure you didn’t Hegseth it.

by Now those May 2, 2025