by heggie March 7, 2009
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Heggie.
F: How are you todayy
B: I'm Hegstatic
F: What was it like yesterday ?
B: Heggarama
F: You okay?
B: I'm Hegsellent!
F: How are you todayy
B: I'm Hegstatic
F: What was it like yesterday ?
B: Heggarama
F: You okay?
B: I'm Hegsellent!
by Bumblbee13 March 3, 2009
Get the Heggie mug.by zbaby90210 October 26, 2009
Get the heggi mug.The term used when one breaks wind.
More commonly associated with fat people breaking wind.
Other participles include 'heggling' heggled' and the person who heggles is of course called 'the heggler'
More commonly associated with fat people breaking wind.
Other participles include 'heggling' heggled' and the person who heggles is of course called 'the heggler'
After consuming vegetarian frankfurters, Goliath bent over and the trapped methane excaped through his rectum.
David: "OMG, what was that? Did you just... heggle?!?"
Goliath: "Sorry I can't help it, these veggie frankfurters turn me into a right old heggler!"
David: "OMG, what was that? Did you just... heggle?!?"
Goliath: "Sorry I can't help it, these veggie frankfurters turn me into a right old heggler!"
by Sozza&Hozza October 15, 2008
Get the heggle mug.When you pick-up an extremely heavy set women ( original English called Hegg's ) , proceed to spread he starfish ass up on your bed. Take duct tape, or have her spread her ass-cheeks so her brown starfish is staring at your soul. Now, you lunge (lund) from a foot or more away and pray you don't break your urethra when trying to penetrate her asshole. It must be a large, overweight women, as skinny girls you are almost certain to break your shaft each time. Unless that girl has lost all elasticity around her anus from anal sex.
" See here marshall, that big bertha' looking bitch im going to Hegglund tonight after I black out "
" I fucked up my hegglund and broke my urethra "
" I bet that bitch has been hegglund a few times "
" Any of you water buffallos want to get hegglund'ded? ''
" I fucked up my hegglund and broke my urethra "
" I bet that bitch has been hegglund a few times "
" Any of you water buffallos want to get hegglund'ded? ''
by Skinnydick69treway September 10, 2018
Get the Hegglund mug.A fun, cool guy who loves to eat regularly, is very easy and good to talk to. Overall loveable dude.
"What'd you have for brunch eh Martin Hegglestein?" - Rowan
"Just a couple burgers" - Martin Hegglestein
"Just a couple burgers" - Martin Hegglestein
by Rowan8Ballz August 16, 2023
Get the Martin Hegglestein mug.1. (n) a hungover, mean bastard of a poster on a board or in a chatroom, who hates anyone and anything conceived more than 20 miles from where he resides. Not dangerous/malicious unless out of ciggies or cider, and invariably loyal almost to the point of pychosis
2. (n) a post by that is blunt to the point of making your eyes water, but also accurate as far as content is concerned
2. (n) a post by that is blunt to the point of making your eyes water, but also accurate as far as content is concerned
Innocent Poster: "Should I have red or white wine with chicken?"
heggs:"I like beer, me."
IP: "But that isn't helpful to me."
heggs: "Take yer whiney tard shite and fuck off then."
IP: "Thanks, heggs"
2. Innocent poster: "Good morning."
heggs: "Morning fucker? It ain't morning here, ya daft bastard."
Rest of community: "Morning heggs."
heggs:"I like beer, me."
IP: "But that isn't helpful to me."
heggs: "Take yer whiney tard shite and fuck off then."
IP: "Thanks, heggs"
2. Innocent poster: "Good morning."
heggs: "Morning fucker? It ain't morning here, ya daft bastard."
Rest of community: "Morning heggs."
by ewe-no-who February 24, 2004
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