handshake

a casual fuck.

"Honey, don't be mad! It was just a handshake!"

by me May 31, 2004

handshake

slang for jerking off

march 19th is national handshaking day.

or

have you had your handshake today?

by Billy Bichititimen January 27, 2005

Handshaking

A code word, used by many, for sex/fucking

"Olly and Harvey can get quite loud when handshaking"

by soft boi clique January 9, 2019

The handshake

the handshake is when a person is put in constraints in an asylum and is given a sedative in pill form. Then instead of ingesting the pill the person puts it under their tongue until their caretaker leaves so they can spit it out and continue to be crazy.

there are some guesses that this is the type of handshake referred to in MGMT's song the Handshake.

The crazy person thought he wouldnt get caught doing the handshake but the caretaker noticed the pile of pills collecting on his chest. Now he is given sedatives through a syringe.

"we got the handshake under our tongue" -mgmt

by theycallmefrank July 7, 2011

handshake

a medieval high five

Sir Thomas, mounted on his black stallion, gave a handshake to Sir Jamal as they passed one another on the street. "Wut up dawg," responded Sir Jamal.

by Butzo November 16, 2006

Handshaker

I strange creature who believes he possesses the talent to drive but blatantly does not.
often talks ballshit, and lies to impress.
Try to pull but unfortunalty fails the majority of the time.

chris shennan

by Mikel Hall March 9, 2004

the handshake

A variation to the shocker or bowling ball. The shocker's slogan is, "Two in the pink, one in the stink". The handshake is, "Four in the pink, one in the stink". As the name implies the action resembles a handshake.

Brie was tired of getting a shocker. She thought she was big enough for the handshake. When Curtis gave it to her, she screamed.

by Traviss August 5, 2006