handicrap

To take a crap in the handicapped stall

I just went to that bathroom at McDonalds and handicrapped.

by The Real Slim Zoobs October 21, 2015

Handicappable

To be handicapped or disabled while still able to live and function normally.
Word created/used by Brandon Rogers.

"You call me handicappable, because it's a fact that disabilities can't hold me back!"

"I am handicappable of math!"

by sothicsepia14 March 28, 2020

handicrapped

When you sit on the toilet for way to long and your legs fall asleep, making it difficult to walk for a short period of time.

"I almost fell over after that hour long deuce drop, I was officially handicrapped."

by johnny catastrophe January 31, 2012

handicapable

A term that many disabled people actually hate, that is a cutesy euphemism for disabled.

Nondisabled person: We don't say disabled. People like you are handicapable.
Disabled person: I hate it when nondisabled people refer to me as some cutesy euphemism like handicapable or differently abled. I'm disabled. #SayTheWord

by NickEBigD January 24, 2018

Handiproof

When something is designed specifically to make access difficult for people, normal or otherwise, thus making them appear handicap.

Can be used as a verb or adjective.

Person 1: Why is this CD case so hard to open!?
Person 2: Oh, they've handiproofed it to prevent theft.

by twotonnes December 18, 2011

Socially handicapped

People who are socially handicapped feel uncomfortable in social situations, or they have never learned to interact with others in appropriate ways.

My friend Amon is socially handicapped.

by fayegayehaye May 16, 2011

Facially Handicapped

A person who is unlucky enough to be ugly. May also be defined as minger, mong or screg.

Katie DD

by Philip (PlasticMonkey) June 10, 2004