haloblock

A foul act in which someone interferes with another’s attempt to play Halo.

Girls have the uncanny ability to haloblock just by their tacit demand for one's complete and undivided attention.

"Why did Joe stop playing Halo?"
"He got haloblocked by his girlfriend. Again."
"Ouch."
"Yeah, he's whipped."

by Johnny Studio January 30, 2009

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Handbook

A public group of friends on Facebook that give each other a hand from time to time.

I met my girlfriend on Handbook.

by pubesforpetrolem June 19, 2010

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Grammar Nazi Handbook

Another word for a dictionary, often used by inexperienced Grammar Nazis who haven't already memorized the damn thing.

random guy: Hey dude, just because I don't know how to spell illiturut doesn't mean i'm stupid

Novice Grammar Nazi: HOW THE HELL COULD YOU MISSPELL ILLIT-...er......hang on let me check me check my Grammar Nazi Handbook for a second...ILLITERATE!?!? HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU NOT GET THAT RIGHT DUMBASS?!??

random guy: what the fuck.....

by Akrylik September 1, 2009

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Hablockup

A word used to reference an act of significance or express undeniable excitement at an accomplishment of some kind.

In sports, this can be used when a three-pointer is hit from long-distance. Ex: "Williams from the three point line and...hablockup!" Likewise, in everyday life it is equally as viable. Boss: "Smith, great job on the Collins account. You're getting a raise!" Smith: "Hablockup!"

by Mr. Gimmedat June 7, 2013

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Hadlock diet

When instead of dieting you start using methamphetamine to get the weight off.

*Jefferson County

I can eat whatever I want and still lose the weight I'm on the Hadlock diet.

by Michaels girl April 17, 2015

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the badd bitch handbook

a handbook for the exclusive bad bitches!!

#1 rule of the badd bitch handbook, NO APOLOGIZES

by young drezzy August 11, 2010

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john handcock

A man who frequents prostitutes (John), but materbates on, or is masterbated by (handcock) the prostitute, rather than having sex with her, as a means of avoiding STDs.

YOU: Hey, John, do you wanna go to the bar?

YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm going to see Sharin' Cocks, that ho down the road.

YOU: Aren't you afraid of AIDS?

YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm a John Handcock.

by Sex Ed December 8, 2006

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