hamsterfacing

When a woman puts a mans penis down her throat and a testicle in each cheek.

Sharon wasn't a fan of hamsterfacing as it would often make her gag.

by Banno69 November 14, 2017

hamsterbate

v: the process of inserting a hamster into your anus and letting him/her journey through the poop chute until finding, and eventually nibbling on the parts that cause an instant ejaculation.
---See Richard Gere

Richard Gere occasionally likes to hamsterbate before going to work

by brenden z. July 23, 2006

hamsterbate

Jacking off to small desert rodents.
www.realhamster.com

Stop hamsterbating on my cage you whore.

by choad May 8, 2003

hammerfaced

Just the most beat up female face on the planet. Any and everything is wrong with this individuals face.

You know what Ryan,
I could do a keg stand for an hour and a half and I would still rather have move my family into a ghetto like Santa Ana, Ca., than sleep with that hammerfaced trick!

by The Whammer Hammer January 5, 2009

hamsterbate

v: the process of masturbating on xhamster.com, similar to chaturbate

My wife is away, so I plan to hamsterbate tonight

by Alex Hawkins from xH March 5, 2016

hampsterface

a small bumble bee with a large stinger.

that hampsterface stole my BBQ ribs. i wish i had strips like that hampsterface.

by Curt Zimmerman May 25, 2006

Baby hamster face

When a girl who usually wears a flawless full face of makeup goes without any product, usually while running errands, and the contrast is significant. Dark under-eye circles, blemishes, and washed-out looking skin combine with small-looking eyes (from no eye makeup) to create a face like a newborn rodent or "baby hamster face".

She ran to Target in her tattered pajamas, sloppy bun, and baby hamster face because she didn't have time to get ready.

by Whoreganic August 1, 2017