Hamster

Hamster is a code word for black people for when they are around but you feel like talking about them anyway.

*Asian walks into store* "Gosh, look at the hamsters!"

by UhhYeahhiGetcha July 06, 2010

Hamster

Southern Jail term referring to ignorant, hip-hop, ghetto gangsta mentality.

I think that hamster just stole your ride!

by Julio DelVasquez May 22, 2008

Hamster

A warm potato with fur.

"Hey look at that fat Hamster"

by iugbuh January 25, 2022

Hamster

An adult female hockey player who likes to play exclusively on men’s teams. Usually the “Hamster” creates a lot of issues with the other players’ wives and she creates awkward locker room scenarios.

Hamster played for us last night, it was the only time Tony kept his fucking mouth shut.

Hamster burrowed her way into the dressing room last game, thought Angelo was going to pitch a tent.

Dude, Matt told his wife that Hamster played last night. My wife was so pissed.

by TBels October 02, 2019

Hamster

Home And Masturbating Showering Toking Eating Resting

Might not meet, Im going hamster.

by Sissywashere February 22, 2015

Hamster

What happened when the squirrel got overly lustful and fucked a rat repeatedly.

Science Teacher: So, as we all know, the hamster was brought into existence shortly after the squirrel and rat were introduced. I want you to write a 10 page essay on the behaviors of these animals during mating.

by ihatelifemorethanyou September 17, 2009

Hamster

The best thing to put in a microwave

John: I put my hamster in the microwave
Jake: Really? that's so cool!

by PorkyBoi March 27, 2023