Hasselhoffed

To have ones computer screen desktop changed to a sexually suggestive picture of Hasselhoff

When my coworkers leave their computers unlocked, they get Hasselhoffed

by Kawie95 December 12, 2010

Hasselhoff

verb. To run in slow motion

Dude, quit hasselhoffing it and come here. Jackass

by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

haisley

A beautiful independent talent girl. Who loves life for itself and is not afraid to face the world and any challenges it might bring. She is very adventurous and lovable and guys fall head over heels for her when they see her.

Haisley is a beautiful person

by Youdontdeservemylove June 25, 2014

Hansel

A Hansel is. Friend who is kind helpful and trust worthy , he can be mad sometimes but he is also nice and super chill ,

Hansel knows everything

by Emma Lin September 23, 2018

hassellhoffed

while intoxicated, eating a greasy, high caloric meal with ravenous force.

After the bar, we went to Taco Bell and I hassellhoffed some nacho bell grade.

by wvumommy September 13, 2010

hasselbeck

Hasselbeck is a profane hip hop/dance song about "The View"s Elisabeth Hasselbeck. It is written and performed by Elephant, a Los Angeles-based band consisting solely of twin brothers Jackson Vrana and Coleman Vrana.

The song is very anti-Elisabeth, jabbing at not only her political views, but declaring her to be hypocritical, ignorant, and boastful of a life the musicians find to be far from resembling reality.

Elephant ended their show last night in Hollywood with Hasselbeck; it was funny as hell.

by wehobrandon August 20, 2009

Hasselharf

Being in a rough situation.
A love triangle.
Not knowing what to do or what to choose.
A predicament.
Liking someone and not knowing if they like you back.
Trying to get with one person, the person not liking you back and a completely different person is trying to get with you. For example. Girl A likes Guy A, Guy A has no idea but Guy B is trying to get it in with Girl A.

I don't know who to choose to take to prom, this is such a Hasselharf.
My best friend is dating this girl ive always liked, this is a Hasselharf.
I like this boy but I don't know if he likes me and I don't want to tell him I like him, what a Hasselharf.
Girl A likes Guy A, Guy A has no idea but Guy B is trying to get it in with Girl A.

by SouthernStyleMuffin January 15, 2011