hairball

A guy with a lot of body hair.

That Mark is a real hairball.

by steviedee May 4, 2005

hairball

An annoying person. Usually indicates presumption, arrogance, grandiosity.

That hairball accosted me again, as if I could could care about his latest urgent need.

by Mudge9 July 4, 2009

hairballing

When a chick trims a guys ball sack hair by biting it off between her teeth and then swallowing it. Then she goes down on him and swallows. Then she orgasms when she coughs up the hairball.

Oh man, Angela was hairballing me last night.

by TheArtOfPooping July 17, 2016

hairballed

Coughing up a ball of pubic hair after oral sex

Boyfriend went down on me last night which was great until he hairballed me.

by dixwilson October 15, 2010

hairball

adj. Anything thrillingly dangerous situation which evokes the feeling of needing to toss your cookies.

Man, that downhill run was hairball.

by Carole P December 5, 2007

hairball analysis

When the analysis itself consists of a useless mass of regurgitated information.

Sir, that is surely a hairball analysis of the Special Counsel’s Report.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2019

Wookie Hairball

Sometimes referenced as the "Bukkake Hairball".

Whilst receiving bukkake from several individuals the subject is treated, usually forced, to several handfuls of shaved pubic hair shoved into the subjects mouth. The subject in most cases will begin to dry-heave until the semen-ball-of-pubes is dislodged from their throat, similar to a cat hacking up a hairball.

When the bukkake had commenced, Jill hacked up a mean wookie hairball after the football team shoved their shaved pubes down her throat.

When she coughed it looked like it was snowing pubes in the locker room.

by MyExWife February 24, 2010