Hairball

Sometimes used as an affectionate name.

I love you, Hairball.

by HairballsAngel May 21, 2011

hairball

adj. Anything thrillingly dangerous situation which evokes the feeling of needing to toss your cookies.

Man, that downhill run was hairball.

by Carole P December 5, 2007

hairball

An impossibly complicated and contrived situation or concept.

The user's understanding of computers was so wrongheaded as to be a hairball of ignorance and superstition, the origin of which may never be fully discovered or understood.

by thePenciler March 14, 2015

Hairball

When you lick the pussy and get hair in your mouth.

“She was licking me and had to stop because she had a hairball.”

by MyGirlfriendsSubwaysEatFreshGa April 3, 2019

Hairball

Toxic person who claims to love Harry Styles but doesn’t know how to treat people with kindness.
Sends death threats, isn't really smart, isn’t even aware that their fav loves dick and who thinks that maybe if they put up that provocative sign at his show Harry will fuck them backstage.

"Larry is not real, get help, get a job"
"Ugh you're such a hairball"

by Kmmwkindness September 26, 2022

hairball analysis

When the analysis itself consists of a useless mass of regurgitated information.

Sir, that is surely a hairball analysis of the Special Counsel’s Report.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2019

hairball complex

The hairball complex is very similar to people who are narcissistic however instead of putting there needs first or wanting to be the center of attention someone with the hairball complex will refuse to speak to you and/or block you if you even slightly do something they don't approve of

1. Dylan: have you met Colin he has a total hairball complex?
Dave T.: no I haven't met him but I'll probably avoid him if he has a hair all complex.

by Egg_gamer September 11, 2022