Total hassle

A hassle so complete in its totality or so total in its completeness that it is likely hard to equal. For example: The gates of Hell have been reopened or you have run out of milk on a Sunday evening.

Dr. Rick Dagless: I re-closed the gates of Hell as soon as I could, but Darkplace has never been the same since. And with Larry back, it feels like the gates could reopen any second, and that's the last thing I need.

Dr Lucien Sanchez: You're overworked as it is.

Dr. Rick Dagless: Tell me about it. It'll be a total hassle.

by Crispin Cheesey August 7, 2011

Haslam

An attractive male monkey, little, but capable of ferocity. Physical features include very soft, fine hair and an enormous mouth full of teeth. An insatiable libido and high intelligence level render the Haslam one of the most successful and competitive of his species.

'I want to stroke that Haslam'
'Don't anger the Haslam, he bites'
'That Haslam's not small where it counts' ;)

by Dellumn February 4, 2013

Chunker hansley

A a very hot mysterious man who stars in zoom bombing

Chunker Hansley is incredibly attractive

by joe mama lol April 3, 2023

Chunker Hansley

Chunker Hansley is a fat man who enjoys attending Zoom Meetings and is considered to be a Zoom Bomber. He stars in Fireyseal's videos where he does zoom bombing and annoys people in zoom meetings. his favorite restaurant is taco bell (all though it may be considered fast food). british people find him really attractive.

bro did you see chunker hansley in that zoom meeting today?
nah bro

damn

by Fireyseal April 3, 2023

pull a Hagelmoser

To 'pull a Hagelmoser' is a (roughly translated) traditional, slightly-out-of-fashion German idiom describing a young, dopey person attempting to attend a festivity that already took place a day ago, thus causing amusement witht the irritated hosts who are suprised by the late arrival.

Fritz, what are you doing here? Uncle Hubert's divorce dinner-party was yesterday! You've obviously pulled a Hagelmoser.

Let me check my calendar for your sister's wedding ceremony. I certainly don't want to pull a Hagelmoser.

by Guenther-San July 15, 2010

Haslina

A cute girl with a gentle personality. Smiles and laugh brightly. Love to keep others happy but sometimes forgets about her own. Gets scare easily but put on a brave face for the sake of others. In search of her true love but lost the hope of ever finding one. Hide her tears away while drying others. All she ever wanted is to be someone's night and day. Love her with honesty and you'll find a girl who'll live and die for you.

Why are you so insecure, Haslina? Learn to love yourself more than others.

by SpartaGirlfriend June 25, 2019

haisley

A beautiful independent talent girl. Who loves life for itself and is not afraid to face the world and any challenges it might bring. She is very adventurous and lovable and guys fall head over heels for her when they see her.

Haisley is a beautiful person

by Youdontdeservemylove June 25, 2014