Horn 

Short for horny. When the word "horny" does not properly fit inside of a sentence (or a song lyric for example), the word "horn" can be used as a proper substitute.

Jeremy: Why does Nicholas watch so much porn?
Michael: Obviously, because he's super horn.

Horn by The Reuben November 11, 2013

horn 

just a description of an absolute lad. a legend, a unit.

"thanks for that brother" "cheers horn"

horn by bleshgo June 26, 2020

horn 

Slang term for the penis; Believed to have originated in Buffalo, NY from a hockey team. The term found it's way to Brantford, ON and eventually to Hamilton, ON where it is now a somewhat common name for the penis.

"Man, that woman is driving me fucking bonkers"

"Just tell her to get over here and milk your horn"

horn by Gravedizzly September 6, 2008

horn 

1. A telephone.

2. A device honked by all yuppies and soccer moms when they lock their Lexuses, BMWs, or SUVs at the mall. It is a trumpet fanfare announcing to one and all that they are now locking their cars.

Megan can't come down now, she's on the horn.

Like all good soccer moms, Flannery blasts her horn a few times when she locks her Excursion.

horn by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

Horn 

Slang for beer.

First used by Kizuel on the Madoshi message board.

I'm on my second horn.

Horn by Kizuel April 4, 2005

horn 

1. One of the bony, permanent, hollow paired growths, often curved and pointed, that project from the upper part of the head of certain mammals, as cattle, sheep, goats, or antelopes.

2. A synonym for penis, named after the similarities to the first definition. Both are hard, permanent, curved and pointed.

3. An instrument for making a noticeable sound, often used on vehicles such as cars, motorcycles, bicycles, etc.

4. A trumpet.

5. A symbol of power or strength.

Bob: "I saw his huge animal with horns on the road, so I instinctively honked on the horn while putting some pressure on the breaks. I stopped a few inches short of it--the bastard didn't move the whole time--and hopped out to lecture it on road safety. It looked so cute that I whipped out my horn and began making anal love to it, while I belched out some notes from a horn I always carry around with me--yeah, I'm kinky like dat!

Jim: Dude... you are the greatest horn in history!

horn by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) December 12, 2008

Horn 

1. horn (whor-n) noun. a man's genetalia

Yo bitty, work my horn.
Erin totally worked my horn last night.

Little kids work their pre pubescent horn.
Took a pic of my horn and sent it to this bitty.

My horn is horny.

Horn by FUPA PENETRATOR July 8, 2011