hoitch

n. Someone or something that is a combination of a ho and a bitch. It can be a compliment or an insult. adj. hoitchy, hoitchtacular, hoitchtastic, hoitcherific, hoitchful, hoitch-filled

1. "Emma Frost is a hoitch." 2. "My, Emma, you're looking hoitchy today!" 3. "Your hoitch-filled words sting." 4. "Have a hoitcherific day!" 5. "That movie was hoitchtastic!"

by Lainason January 17, 2007

hoitch

Another term for broad.Also chick,
A female.

Paul-"Hey dude, check out that fuckin
hoitch"!!
Jim-"Yo man I see her"

by Paul Lindstrom September 1, 2005

Hobitch

Degrading nickname for shortest member of your grooup of friends.

hey hobitch wanna go see a movie?

by xxoo May 15, 2003

Hobitch

a sexy orgasmic bitch who only wants sex from you.

Girl: Have Sex with me motherfucker!!!
Man: Screw you, horny HOBITCH!!!!!!!
Also see bitch

by BadAssMoFoe March 7, 2009

hoitch

another common name for "loose", "easy"
woman.

Hey, yo man out that fine hoitch

by pauly.p July 21, 2008

Horiuchi

To perform a horiuchi two men must ride a motorcycle naked and the passenger on the back has to inserts his penis in the driver's anus. During the sodomy the driver has to wheelie until the passenger reaches a climatic orgasm

Scott and joe just did a Horiuchi for five minutes on the way to work.

by Chazzersice April 5, 2017

HOITCH

Alyssa, the name comes from the best person to ever exist,

Alyssa is a hoitch means alyssa is a hoe (but the best kind) and a bitch

She is also a rat,

-could always go for some cup of noodles or strawberries

you will usually hear her say “Fuck *BLANK*. (*inserts the name of whatever guys she fucking with at the moment*)

*incoming facetime call from ALYSSA IS A HOITCH*
Alyssa is a hoitch means, alyssa is a hoe and a bitch

by Fred's mom October 19, 2022