hoof

another slang term for fuck. can be used around children, and the elderly.

"what the hoof?? that text was hoofed up, man."

by saintorsailor February 19, 2010

Hoof

Slang term given to {Marijuana} in Melbourne's North Western suburbs.

Hey man, do you want to go for a hoof this afternoon? I got 5 grams.

by Hoofmeister April 22, 2009

hoof

(v.) to kick hard, with a swinging leg action (no pivot). Accompanied by a deep grunting noise that can be easily mistaken for 'hoof'

I hoofed the ball into his face, giving him a nose bleed.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

HOOF

HOOF is an acronym that stands for 'Honest On Our Friendship.'
It was originally used by students at St Peters to see whether someone was telling the truth or not but is now used to take the piss out of Kyle 'Hoof' Carter.

John: Are you telling the truth?

Julie: Hoof.

Jack: Hey look its Kyle 'Hoof' Carter!

by chaphoof December 24, 2010

hoof

to kick something or someone very hard.

I fucking hoofed him a good'un.

by Danger mouse February 12, 2004

Hoof

an unkempt vagina

"that yeti had a hoof, broseph"

by twatsteen December 20, 2009

hoof

Run, as defined in the Hurricane English/Scottish Bilingual Dictionary

'Hoof, wee babas!! HOOF IT!!!'
'Ye wee hoofters!!' (I think she means we're REALLY fast)

by Rosie Hall February 23, 2007