The Hines Ward

The Hines Ward is quite simple, it is when you put seran wrap on someone's head. Then, you take a hot, musty dump on their head which leads you into molding the poo into a resemblance of Hines Ward's beautiful, bald head.

Duffy just got out of the shower, so we decided to give him The Hines Ward.

by Big Homie Jeptha December 20, 2014

Mark Hines

Mark a gentle giant that isn’t too good with the ladies (K.S.) thinks he is built just because he used to be a fat ass at 250 and now he weighs a good 200 but has nipples the size of dimes.

Person 1: “Did u see that kid with those small ass nipples”
Person 2: “Ya he tried to get on with this girl when she was blackout and he claims he smashed”
Person 3: “Yup that’s Mark Hines for you”

by Thebigdaddy March 18, 2019

Duncan Hines

A state of female arousal using a play on words for the Duncan Hines slogan "So Moist. So Delicious"

Ooo, see that smokin' hot guy with the tattoos? He's got me all kinds of Duncan Hines.

by atomicbombshell May 24, 2009

Hot Hines

When two gay German guys take turns shitting on each other's chests.

Jimmy and Floyd gave each other a hot Hines after a night of clubbing and giving away blow jobs in the bathroom.

by Hot for teacher 77 May 24, 2018

The Hines Maneuver

The sexual act of slamming ones hand, open palm in a forceful manner, on the back of your partner’s head whilst receiving oral pleasure. This is done to get an unwilling girl to get the shaft farther down her throat.

Jill couldn’t get my dick down her throat far enough so I had to perform the Hines Maneuver on her.

by UberBad March 17, 2005

John Hines

The fastest dude on the mf planet. Also the best flipper and break dancer around

Tom: you see that kid running
Bob: Who?

Tom: Nevermind he's already down the street
Bob: Oh it must be John Hines

by Shaquille_Oatmealllll9292 December 21, 2019

duncan hines

the act of being drunk and high at the same time

"dude im so drunk and so high, im drunk and high...IM DUNCAN HINES!!"

by JOEBEV October 13, 2008