glitterine

1. A substance that replaces the lack of melanine that vegetarian vampires have. While melanine allows people to survive in direct sunlight, glitterine allows vegetarian vampires to glow like disco balls.

Edward Cullen's glitterine-infested skin blinded the fags who watched his movie.

by J.K. Growlin' December 16, 2008

fwittering

verb; describes the act of frittering away valuable time between Facebook and Twitter by posting status updates or tweets on both.

With a status update and a tweet every five minutes, he spent all of Friday afternoon, fwittering away time, instead of completing his project.

by Mohit Hira April 26, 2009

Glittering

Using a coupon on something it's not intended for. Also known in the coupon world as balanced couponing; FRAUD.

M bitches and I went glittering today! We bought 24 packs of crayons with our shampoo coupons!

by ThatsNotHowThisWorks May 15, 2016

twittering

A vigorous oscillatory movement of the middle and ring fingers used inside the vaginal cavity. Must last longer than 15 seconds, because it is to make a point, not finish anything. Often used as a substitue for foreplay by finance majors.

I was twittering this girl last night when she asked if thats all it was.

by NoPhilo June 10, 2009

gettering

to get

to make happen, typically in a quick and excited fashion

I'm gettering a new phone!

by commasplice November 2, 2009

Pwittering

Public Twittering. Shouting out exactly what you are doing at the moment in 140 characters or less. Also serves to call attention to yourself.

Dude: I'm going to order a large cheese pizza! I hope I can finish it all! Yum!

Dude #2: Bro, you've been pwittering every five minutes...chill.

by Murphy L. Piddleton April 16, 2009

glittering

the act of placeing glitter in between ones ass cheeks and farting over an unsuspecting person

dude remember that pary last nigt?
yeah bro i got to do some glittering on those punks who fell asleep first

by tatatatatatanner January 16, 2011