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gunder

(noun) A liquid drink served at the Phi Psi lodge at Cornell University especially during the 1970s. Used as a substitute for other decent drinks in order to save money for the house. Gunder was akin to Kool-aid, but somewhat thicker. It did not come in flavors, so much as it came in colors of which there were primarily two -- green and red.
The Brow's skin tone was the color of green gunder. Red cake goes well with a big glass of green gunder. My blood flows with green gunder.
by B.J. Cleaver December 13, 2004
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gunderson

An insulting Jersey Shore name for tourists from the Midwest, especially those who are naive or who have never seen the ocean (or Atlantic City) before. This term likely evolved sometime after the release of the movie Fargo, which featured a major character named Gunderson.

See also bennies, shoobies, and Wally and Marge.
Hey, check out that gunderson staring at the Borgata Babe.
by Led Zeppole December 11, 2003
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Gunderson's Triad

Syndrome including fanny fatigue, restless legs, and poor concentration or difficulty reading acquired after extended periods of sitting/studying/reading
The studious medical student presented to the ED with Gunderson's Triad following many days of arduous studying without compensatory physical activity.
by cjb83 March 30, 2009
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Aaron Gunderson

Beautiful, Amazing, The Best Of 2 Worlds, GOD's Gift To The World, Aaron Gunderson.
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The Only Thing That Could Top The Night, Aaron Gunderson
by TheTruthAboutAaronGunderson October 22, 2008
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gunderthump

v. 1.Fladunking from a high altitude. 2.To strike a person's face, as if fladunking, but with great animosity and vengeance.
n. The harsh thwapping of a male's genitalia against an unsuspecting and/or deserving recipient's supple face.
See also: fladunk
"Johnny pounced from atop his pine dresser and gunderthumped Mary in the noggin." - Beauty and the Beast
"Reverend James performed a severe gunderthumping to chastise Billy, the sinful choir boy. However Billy bled and later suffered severe and unrecoverable head trauma" - NY Post 7/31/89
"GUNDERTHUMP!" - Voltaire
by PoonPieHouligan December 17, 2005
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Jakob Gundermann

A typical German dude with a middle part who DJ's at frat parties. Often considered "above average" by his girlfriend but in reality is a 4/10 with a 5 inch peen. His best attribute is wearing his "U of T Soccer Backpack" around campus.
Damn, Jakob Gundermann was looking mad sexy on that DJ booth at dke last night!
by oh_behave November 22, 2022
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cunny gunderson

1. One who deserves to be called a cunt, yet is within earshot and would would become irate if they knew how you felt about them. Or someone who is simply a cunt.

2. Can also be split up into two words, pretending that the person with whom you are conversing is named Gunderson. And the afore mentioned "cunny gunderson" is referred to simply as cunny.
1.

wow that girl is such a "cunny gunderson"

that guy's tribal tattoo makes him look like a bit of a "cunny gunderson"

2.

she's a bit of a cunny, eh there gunderson?

i say there gunderson, that girl appears to be a bit of a cunny
by Mr. Gunderson June 5, 2010
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