gulag

The act of banishing someone to a real or imagined, unpleasantly-harsh, environment where one is forcefully held in literal or figurative imprisonment for an indeterminate period in order to silence said person's public voice.

Oppressive governments simply gulag anyone who dares to publicly speak truth to power. Once that group gets in office they will simply gulag anyone who disagrees with them.

by flemsnopes September 5, 2018

gulatize

A repeditive and compulsive act of doing the same thing over and over again to increase your daily number count

He gulatized the orders so his number count could be over 1000

by noele April 6, 2009

Friend of Gilgamesh

A term expressing a platonic relationship between adult males. The original use refers to the mythical king Gilgamesh, and his non-sexual friendship with the character Enkidu.

Montgomedy Sweelard is off traveling with Radrigo on some grand, manly adventure. Joe is a true Friend of Gilgamesh, and thus undoubtedly heterosexual.

by Radrigo July 14, 2023

Gulambi

Indian (predominantly Delhi) slang for white/pink vagina

"Bhai Neha ki pakka gulambi hai"
"Nahi bhai, sab make-up ka kamaal hai"

by Bhartiye Gulambi Morcha February 24, 2023

gilgashit

An excrement of epic proportions. Often performed in times of serious need to get out of something. The word comes from the Sumerian epic of Gilgamesh, where an ordinary man sought after immortality. However, a Gilgashit is not about immortality or man's internal struggle, but about the nature of bowel movement and the courage it takes to leave such a mark on society.

Kid A - "Dude you were gone for two whole periods--where the hell were you?"
Kid B - "Completing the epic, man. Gilgashit."
Kid A - "Brock-lock."

by Rileson July 22, 2006

gulag

Your place of work, particularly a job where the pay is shit and the work is oppressive and soul shattering.

Sorry guys, I have to go to gulag now.

by СукаБлять August 17, 2020

Epic of Gilgafail

noun: a failure so large that ordinary descriptions, such as "Epic Failure," cease to distinguish it from the ho-hum everyday failures. Takes its roots from the ancient Sumerian text _The Epic of Gilgamesh_.

Only you can decide when an Epic of Gilgafail happens. The prerequisites are that it must be painful, time-consuming, and/or humiliating.

by bagel4732 February 24, 2009