guid

the act of accidently squirting a bit of diarrhea on a sexual partner while having sex/Birddogging

"god damnit, did you just guid on me again? it smells awful!"

by stevefromwa March 12, 2008

Guided

To know your destination or to know your Direction

Damn that nigga guided Damn am guided.

by Guided.com February 13, 2022

guid

guid - Derived from guido, a derogatory term for a man of Mediterranean descent 1) n. a sleaze; a pimp; a mack 2) one who can handle multiple girls simultaneously and effectively 3) one who spends time in a wife beater and heavy jewelry on his porch or in an above ground swimming pool 4) vt., to mack heavily and well; to sleaze multiple women at once; deftly

1. (n) That kid hits on girls all the time- he's a total guid.

2. (vt) Look at that kid guid on all those freshmen girls.

by Scott Bardo Maq April 23, 2005

guide

G.U.I.D.E - Girls using incredible dildos effeciently, after advancing from the camp- fires of being a brownie, one becomes a guide and earns the right to a free vibrator.

by lupo April 9, 2003

guides

Abbreviation for guidette. An Italian girl who dresses good, tans alot, loves to club, and lives for the summer and spending it down the shore. She parties alot and does so with her guidos.

"Those two guides are hot stuff. They know how to shake it for some guidos."

"I wanna be like those guides!"

by geeonnuhh September 9, 2005

guid

n. 1) A 19 year-old fifth year senior, going by the pseudonym of Nasty or Squirrelmaster. 2) A shameless sexual predator 3) One who only dates younger women

that squirrel is a dirty guid

by The Lynguist May 10, 2005

Guide Dogging

Guide Dogging is the act of a man holding another man's penis doing urinating at a communal urinal. Double Guide Dogging is the same as above but the penis holder is having his penis held also.

"Dude, guide dog me" "Let's get our Guide Dogging on"

by Vaughanonymous December 18, 2012