Guch Cheese

The nasty, pasty, chunky stuff you find in your guch after sweating up a storm.

Example: I just tea-bagged that guy on halo, and I said "want some crackers with that guch cheese?"

by Dylan Ray Collins March 26, 2009

Guch Spat

when preparing for a game, spating your guch is the art of taping your guch to ensure stabilty and safeness

in the following order: Twice around the waist, Over left shoulder and through your legs (from the back), Over right shoulder, through legs again, twice wrapped around both thighs. (For aslo support; see also badger spat)= guch spat

by Captain Batesalot April 10, 2011

Guch Printer

A Printer of which Prints a Guch. (Printer Of Guch)

Yo man you wanna go send our crushes GUCH pics, I know where the spare Guch Printer is.

by Thy GUCH Printer December 8, 2019

Guch Hook

When a person rubs their index finger along their guch, then proceeds to form a hook with the index finger. The finger is then inserted into the mouth of an unsuspecting individual so as to simulate that person being hooked like a fish. A more sinister aproach to the fish hookmaneuver. This move is usually performed on a person that is being an asshole or just plain will not shut up.

Guy 1- Dude, Jason is acting like a real asshat tonight.

Guy 2- Yeah I know. I'm going to play some football then give him the old Guch Hook. That should teach him.

by Pete_guitar January 23, 2009

muy guch

Very Good in Cool People Talk.

Stephen: "How are you?"
Maria: "Muy Guch"
Stephen: "Alright, that's gucci"

by liaostep February 8, 2015

ball guch

a fat spot in between balls and butthole,also known as the guch, but it's a fat guch.

joe has a ball guch, and it's always sweaty.

by lothar labell August 27, 2007

Skinnucci guch

A word derived from "scootch", just more gucci/slang

Hungry boi: "om nom nom."
Squashed boi: "Skinnucci guch, will ya?"

by sirswaggyshadz May 30, 2018