Benedict Grundled

When you get a girl to kiss your grundle, holding back your sack & balls - but betray her at the last minute by letting them flop onto her face.

"Baby see how soft my taint is - give my grundle a kiss!"
*flop*
"You benedict grundled me!? I feel so betrayed!"

by mutorcs December 12, 2009

Grundling

The act of taking your strong arm and feeding it under an unsuspecting friend's legs as he stands and lifting him up by his grundle. This will cause extreme pain of the marble sack and or loss of baby makin mojo.

Jose snuck up behind serg and was grundling him into oblivion.

by Valente Bros. January 13, 2008

Groundlord

A person who rents land.

Groundlords make use of crony capitalism to be rich.

by Poikilos June 7, 2018

Grundlitis

The inflammation of the grundle.(The palce between the testicals and asshole)

"My gouch really itches, I think I might have grundlitis."

by Treble June 16, 2003

grundled

A feeling of general laziness, lack of motivation or tiredness - that could be overcome if you really gave a damn.

After a big night out, I woke up hangover free but feeling completely grundled. So I bought some KFC and watched a couple of videos.

by systematicd March 4, 2009

grundlitus

Stinging in the grundle region and inner thighs while walking, usally after a heavy case of swamp ass or swamp nuts.

To this day there is no found cure.

John- Why are you walking like that?

Bill- Cuz I got a wicked case of grundlitus.

by SB2K November 7, 2007

Grundlaiya

The female version of the grundle.

I would like to lick your Grundlaiya please.

by Double BB September 20, 2005