growing a turtle head

A past due bowel movement that simply cannot be held much longer.

Sorry I gotta run, I'm growing a turtle head.

by BlastFamous July 6, 2009

Growing Antlers

Phrase means horny, as antlers are a type of horn. Sexually aroused.

I hope Julie's off her period by the weekend. I haven't gotten muff all week and I'm growing antlers just thinking about it.

by Dragonspisces July 1, 2018

growing up

it sucks to grow up, but everybody does.... and we're still fighting it.

my best friend is growing up

by Melvin November 6, 2004

Growing a tail

When you have to take a poop.

Carl: Come on, you ready to go hiking or what?

Jeff: Hang on, I think I'm growing a tail. Yup. Give me a minute and we'll go.

by Sled Reynolds January 7, 2012

Growing a monkey tail

Taking a long massive shit.

I'm waiting for Melissa, cuz she's growing a monkey tail.

by comehonorfaceboots November 16, 2016

Growing Up Gotti

The worst show I have ever seen in my life.

Those 3 Gotti boys all need a kick in the face. God damm poofters.

Terrible television at its best.

Guy 1 "Dude, did you watch growing up Gotti last night? I love that show"

Guy 2 "Go and kill yourself"

by Night of the long Knives June 2, 2007

Growing Up

Doing everything you said you wouldn't, and never doing all the things you said you would.

"Why does John always blow us off for school now? He never used to be like that."

"Dude, he's growing up."

by TCT1 April 20, 2010