grundlingus

The high art form of making sweet passionate tounge love to the space between a man's balls and anus. Similar to its female counterpart, cunnulingus.

Guy: Man, what happened last night?

Dude: We got wasted last night, and then Michelle gave me some serious grundlingus!

Guy: Hell yeah!!!

by AaronTimothy November 8, 2005

natural grounding

A placebo technique that is supposed to turn men into women magnets.

Which somehow evolved into playing with your penis while watching pretty asian smiley girls for 1,000s of hours to accumulate an 'alpha state' or non ego states.

Dude, I have been doing natural grounding for two years and women are still not attracted to me. What to do?

Ah, it's just your ego man. Keep doing it....

I went to a poor third world country posing as a rich man and women were all over me. Wow natural grounding works !!

by The modern guru buster December 24, 2010

groundling

Somebody who can't fly.

Not really a derogatory term, but discriptive. Similar to groundhog.

Don't take your cessna below a thousand feet over a city, you don't want to bother the groundlings.

by Athene Airheart May 13, 2005

groundie

A groundie is a portrait photograph taken when you lie on the floor/ground. It can either be taken by the person or by someone else using the floor as a background for the portrait. If its taken by yourself, then it can be considered a selfie groundie. Typically, groundies are usually taken to be posted on social network.

I posted a groundie of myself on facebook

by Jude Ugiomoh September 22, 2014

Grundling

The act of taking your strong arm and feeding it under an unsuspecting friend's legs as he stands and lifting him up by his grundle. This will cause extreme pain of the marble sack and or loss of baby makin mojo.

Jose snuck up behind serg and was grundling him into oblivion.

by Valente Bros. January 13, 2008

Groundination

The state of being grounded

I will as soon as I get off of groundination

by Southern-Bell July 15, 2011

groundlings

People who are stuck on the ground all the time.

A non-pilot.

Someone who can't fly.

Also, Groundhog.

"Wow, look at all those groundlings! It's too nice a day to be stuck down there!"

by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004