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groncher

Dicesi di persona di gracile aspetto
Groncher è alto 1,80 e pesa 50 kg
by Awdj81 May 21, 2016
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Kara Goucher

Olympic marathoner and American long distance running champ. She placed 11th in 2012 London Olympic Marathon, 3rd in the 10k at the 2007 World Championships, and 3rd in the 2008 Boston Marathon, just to name a tiny fraction of her accomplishments. Kara went to the University of Colorado and won three NCAA titles, 2 in track and 1 on cross country.

She's also friggin BEAUTIFUL. Girl-next-door good looks, hot bod and lots of medals...she's basically perfect. Kara is so gorgeous, her looks alone should win medals and awards.

She's married to Adam Goucher, another running pro, and they have an adorable baby son named Colton.
Kelsey: Did you see that article about Kara Goucher in the new Runner's World magazine?
Jeffrey: I'm fapping to it right now..
by Ninjarunner January 17, 2013
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Goucher

A man who intensely enjoys to preform oral sex on a female.
Dave is such a goucher his head is probably between his girlfriends legs right now.
by Framptal Tromwibbler March 30, 2013
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Goucher

Person who consistently "dirties" the area in between his testacle and anus.
After many messy situations involving the toilet, Nasser realized he had become a Goucher.
by Sameerchandra February 3, 2009
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Goucher College

Goucher College, located in the heart of Towson, Maryland is not only known for its impressive curriculum, it is known for its 'freaks and geeks.' Not just your average freak or geek but a die hard "Pirate Club" member, Cat and Muppet girl and a large population of overly (weird) artistic individuals who are most likely homosexual. Where dressing to promote Hot Topic and dying your hair neon green is considered cool. And who could forget the overly-dedicated Goucher Gopher lacrosse players? Who truley believe that his membership to not a D1, not D2, but yes, a D3 lacrosse team is a way of life. Bottom line, you play lacrosse for Goucher College, do you really think that anyone is taking you seriously? Stop celebrating because you are a bunch of true die hard fags and nothing more.
Goucher College is in a great area!
by Not a Gopher Fan July 28, 2008
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gromcher

"Ah crap I just asked Bethany out to prom and now I got a gromcher from her sister. How am I supposed to handle that?"
by AstroSalamander December 23, 2021
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Thanks mrs goucher

A phrase you say when someone trying to be helpful fails miserably
Assistant teacher: just clarifying, you simplify number five then factor?
Teacher: no, you factor, THEN simplify. Stop asking stupid questions, you're not being helpful
Students (in unison): THANKS MRS GOUCHER!
by Benjafo March 6, 2017
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