Groner

A Guatemalan erection

Guy 1: "I just got the a groner from GOW3!"
Guy 2: "Hey! only Guatemalans can ge those"

by Guatman March 24, 2010

grainer

A closed hopper car on a freight train. Called a grainer because they normally haul grain. This is old hobo slang.

I hopped a grainer on that train

by Matt Wayward November 20, 2006

Goiner

1. One who farts on my bed. NOT your bed but MY bed.
2. One who takes two erections into the anus, and two into the mouth simultaneously.

3. V. Goining/The process of goining or being goined by a fellow goiner.

Kyle, you are such a goiner! You better take those erected penises out of your anus, and get off my bed!

by StevenOH! January 26, 2010

groaner

A shit so huge, it can not exit without vocal assitance.

I took a groaner last night that clogged the toilet.

by Spammerman August 16, 2006

groinenstein

injury to the groin or surrounding areas

person tends to have qualities of
1. long flowing jesus locks of hair
2. use's "Hey Mane" as a greeting
3. often creeps thru use of facebook, texting, the act of following or any means of stalking

"He hurt his Groinenestein"
"How's the Groinenstein?"
"Go Stretch the Groinenstein"
"I was masturbating to Law and Order SVU and I pulled my Groinenstein

by theTEAM_31 July 8, 2010

Groider

A weeb or a nerd that no one likes or will go around. Often wears things that are way out of style, and is completely out of touch with general population. He often gets no pussy on his dick and has a yee yee ass haircut. Also likes music such as justin beaver or Billie eyelash.

Look at John over there hanging with his groider friends.

by Donkeyddp2997 May 10, 2021

groined

people specially guys getting hit in the nuts really hard,kicked in the nuts,busted your biscuit;like the phrase you got served but groined means kicked in the nuts...

mike:dude did you see carl yesterday??
josh:Y?wat happened?
mike:he got groined by the new foreign exchange kid
josh:omg i cant believe i missed that!!!

by jemslite December 17, 2008