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teasy ass gritties 

A spin off of tig ol' bitties, and derived from greasy ass titties.
Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.
Jim: Damnnnn look at you fatty, you're massive! You got some teasy ass gritties, they're bigger than your mom's.

Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!

Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?

nittiest of all gritties 

"we gotta break this thing down to the nittiest of all gritties"

nitty-gritties 

Pitties (or tits that hang into a girl's armpits when she's lying down) that have gotten all sandy or dirty.
After a long day at the beach, her pitties became nitty-gritties.
nitty-gritties by JosephM. January 22, 2008

Glitties 

Glittery tits.
Breasts With Glitter On Them
Glittits tits glitter Glitties
Slang word; southern, Considered as a slightly milder/nicer word than saying butt, rear end, booty, rump, derriere. Used to express mock anger. Noun.
"Well than, y'all can just go kiss my grittes!"
Grittes by Shelby Goobs August 12, 2007

Glitties 

When a young lady dons glitter of any color on her breasts and/or nipples
"I got so into strippers i had my wife with Glitties"
"He's kinda weird, he's into Glitties"
"Shake those Glitties girl"
Glitties by Fluenzo April 16, 2014