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pussy gripping

When a girl's vagina is so incredibly tight that it is visible during sex. Her pussy lips stretch around the penis. The lips visibly get pushed in with each thrust and are pulled out when a cock is sliding out. Look it up on PornHub, it's a thing.
Guy 1: Dude, Melissa is so short and petite. I bet her pussy is so tight it grips.
Guy 2: I fucked her a while ago. My cock got a good pussy gripping. But not after I was done.
by nooooooope April 2, 2016
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groping the goose

Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick
Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose
by gooser94 January 11, 2014
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On The Gripping Hand

A ternary logic used when you are dealing with three equally unpleasant alternatives rather than two; the third (gripping) hand being dominant or determinative. Expression common among sci fi geeks and computer people.

From a science fiction novel entitled "The Mote In God's Eye" where an intelligent alien race has evolved with two minor arms (with fine fingers for work) on their right and one larger (gripping) arm with three strong fingers on their left.
On the one hand, Obama's a knucklehead and I can't stand him. On the other hand, he still has a lot of people who thinks he walks on water. On the gripping hand, we only have to put up with him for two more years, so we shouldn't bother to try to impeach him.
by Odgred Weary November 24, 2010
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grimping

invented for use in gaming. when someone joins your server and their ping is so horrid that it slows everyone else on the server down. most common occurance is in fps games, where lag is literally a life or death variable.
why doesn't Grim get cable already and quit grimping up our server...
by zubsero June 11, 2006
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groping

General feeling up on people. Usually someone feeling someone's legs (or otherwise) under a table top or while making out.
Yo, man, my boyfriend kept groping my leg under the table! I was so embarassed.
by V For Victoria April 26, 2006
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Gripping The Cheese

Taking a minor matter and unnecessarily inflating its importance.

Comes from a fat kid grabbing rather harshly a cup of dip cheese for his fries after he realizes there is not enough on his fries.
I was driving down the road doing 30 in a 25 and this cop must have been gripping the cheese cuz he pulled me over.

When my girl told me she went to lunch with Pat from work I was gripping the cheese until i found out Pat was short for Patricia rather than Patrick.
by Da215BigBen October 21, 2009
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griming

1.The act of going out with the specific intention of finding a member of the opposite sex purely to admire their physical appearance, but not doing anything about it.

2. Reading glossy magazines or looking through other people's social networking pages to find attractive people.

Griming is often done in groups of two or more, where if one locates an attractive female, they tell fellow grimers.
Glen, Rod and DJ decided to go to Oceana on Friday night, because Chris had told them that it was an excellent club for griming.

See also: E-grime (griming on the internet), facebook/myspace stalking
by Jonny Beach February 20, 2008
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