grinching
verb: to walk up to someone, pants them, and then give them a quick lick of the crack before fleeing the scene
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Grinching
A form of terrorism in which a person steals presents from beneath their neighbor's Christmas tree in order to strike fear and death into the hearts of us Capitlists by restricting our material possessons.
Grinching by Logaliciousness December 27, 2011
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Grinching
When your male partner is angry with you and hate fucks you wearing a green condom on Christmas, followed by his own self loathing.
Grinching by eastcoastlifestyle April 22, 2018
Grinching
The act of stealing packages from peoples' homes (i.e. porch piracy) during the holiday season. People often partake in grinching to avoid spending their own money on costly Christmas gifts.
A: Hey man, what presents did you buy for your family this year?
B: I didn't buy shit. I'm going grinching around the neighborhood this week.
B: I didn't buy shit. I'm going grinching around the neighborhood this week.
Grinching by c. wrangler July 14, 2022
Grinching
Having a large, surprising erection from a penis of below-average size.
The term is derived from the climax of Dr. Seuss’s How The Grinch Stole Christmas: “And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say — that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.”
The term is derived from the climax of Dr. Seuss’s How The Grinch Stole Christmas: “And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say — that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.”
“That ho was so fine, I was grinching before we even got back to her dorm!” Xander exclaimed, “it was about time to I laid the rumors of my small dong to rest.”
Grinching by DickStinkem January 13, 2023