Grinching

A form of terrorism in which a person steals presents from beneath their neighbor's Christmas tree in order to strike fear and death into the hearts of us Capitlists by restricting our material possessons.

American: "No, don't go grinching, I'll die without that 5,000 dollar TV"

Grinch" "I don't care!"

by Logaliciousness December 27, 2011