Gridiron Gang Bang

Noun. A situation in which a being (male or female, most commonly a mammal) engages in sexual activity with an entire football team simultaneously.

Kyle found it difficult to walk the morning after his gridiron gang bang with the Denver Broncos.

by Nitram Rolyat September 16, 2008

gridiron hold

To shove an ENTIRE football into ones anus. WARNING: you won't want to play with the football after you do this.

After john showed me his clutch gridiron hold video, I had to try it myself.

by righteousconsumption October 16, 2014

gridiron playfake

Sexual term. When a man receives a blowjob, then blows his load in one hand, shits in the other, rubs them together, then slaps his woman in the face.

Last night I gave Jenny a gridiron playfake.

by omg sheepies March 30, 2004

Gay as Gridiron

When something is completely gay and cannot get any gayer.

Fred: That guy is really gay.
Barney: Yeah, he is as gay as gridiron.

by superchuck94 April 26, 2011

dysuteral gridiron syndrome

An increasing frequency in vague physical complaints manifested by woman due to lack of male attention during football games

My wife went to the ER 5 times last month for dysuteral gridiron syndrome.

by uncleberman February 1, 2009

gridirony

When the quarterback of your fantasy football team throws a huge touchdown pass to your opponent's wide receiver.

(watching the game on TV)
C'mon, Manning! Throw us a touchdown this play! Dropping back!...throws!...yes, yes!, YES!!... NOOOO!!! Not to Reggie Wayne! Anyone but Wayne! Awwww, man! Touchdown! Dammit!!

Dude! WTF! We're winning!

Yeah, I know but my fanatasy team isn't and I needed that play to win. My opponent has Wayne and just got the same points.

Man! Talk about your gridirony!

by Tenacious Faulker June 23, 2010

gridirony

A football player that likes catching balls even off the field. A queer football player.

Esera Tualo, David Kopay, Roy Simmons, and of course, Santana Moss are examples of gridirony.

by youknowilikeribs November 16, 2011