gridirony

A football player that likes catching balls even off the field. A queer football player.

Esera Tualo, David Kopay, Roy Simmons, and of course, Santana Moss are examples of gridirony.

by youknowilikeribs November 16, 2011

laidman's terms

Complex acts and emotions related to sex described by a sexually experienced man. Layman's terms--but from a man that has been laid.

Jack: "Hey Rob, how can you tell if a girl likes you?"
Rob: "Let me put this in laidman's terms for you. You know when a dog wags its tail and wipes it ass on the floor? It's like that."
Jack: "Nice pun dude!"

by youknowilikeribs August 07, 2010