Gregnant

When a man named Greg gets you pregnant

Alice: this is my husband Greg
Greg: *waves*

Alice: and we have some news!
Sophia: what is it??!
Alice: WERE EXPECTING!!!
Sophia: that's great! How far along are you!??
Alice: I'm a couple months gregnant, so I've got a few crav-
Sophia: did you say gregnant?
Alice: yeah, why?
Sophia: it's pregnant, dipshit
Alice: no, I'm pretty sure it's gregnant
Sophia: how? And where did you learn this?
Alice: I'm pregnant and my husbands name is Greg, so I'm gregant! And I learned it on urbandictionary.com you uncultured swine
Sophia: ah ok
Alice: *licks Sophia's nussy*
Sophia: never do that again

by Greg2.0 March 11, 2021

Gregnant

When a person eats to many pies and cakes from the most common UK pastry shop gregs.

I eat pies every day from gregs! I have a stomach I am unhappy with but I still stuff my fat mouth with gregs food..

I am Gregnant

by Lee True August 21, 2010

gregan

A creature that is highly dangerous. When intoxicated by tequila it can't hang. Ball so medium.

Jeez, Becky. Stop shoving all those chicken nuggets in your face and come party with us. You're acting like a Gregan.

by The_gregan April 17, 2014

gregnant

what you do to your cousin

Kev went down to the family reunion and got them all gregnant.

by Eggnard June 8, 2019

Gregan

This person is so nice, smart, really fit and sexy Anyone would be glad to have him.

Me : gregan is so hot

You : I know he is

by Unknowngirl21 June 27, 2017

Gregnant

Gregnant. Is when you are pregnant but gregnant instead

Omg this guy got me gregnant

by Ray pin myners April 19, 2023

Gregnant

When your mental stability and intelligence have plunged below rock bottom; when the amount of brain cells held is in the negatives.

"Dude, what's wrong with you? Why are you trying to eat only using a knife?'

"Gregnant."

by Scab_Picker May 19, 2019