Graphite bandit

Someone who enjoys the use of drawing implements such as graphite pencils shoved into their chocolate starfish during intercourse

Dude, I found our Brenden's a graphite Bandit yesterday, his wife told everyone how he loves a pencil in the wrong un

by JOSHWAAA93 May 19, 2021

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Graphile

Someone who likes to compare or compete in stuff all the time

Bob went to school early and he cut the line to the front, he was a graphile

by ChickenChocker69 June 15, 2022

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Person who is very dumb, usually referred to people who are autistic or mentally challenged.

This is an example of the word being used “Tony is a stupid fucking graphite muncher!”

by Zoltán May 16, 2023

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b: that’s graphic 😨😨
a: i can get graphicer 😈😈

by Poricbne May 3, 2025

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Arr you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Un Centimetro: The First Graphite Stunt

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Hbo chernobyl reference
When Anatoly Sitnikov says he saw graphite. And dyatlov denys theres graphite which is from the exploded reaktor.

"You didnt see graphite."
"i did."
"you didnt. YOU DIDNT! BECAUSE ITS NOT THERE!"

by Comrade Dyatlov June 21, 2025

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