Grape Smuggler 

A guy that has a little dick and little balls. More of a reference to a man with very small balls.

The Grape Smuggler has nothing to show off.

Grape Smuggler by Princess Andi January 26, 2024

grape smugglers

Grape Smugglers are very small speedo trunks which hug the bollocks of the male wearer in a manner which makes it seem that they are "smuggling grapes" between their legs.

Often seen on European, particularly French, males.

wow, that dude is wearing grape smugglers

grape smugglers by Jamie W February 24, 2004

Grape-Smugglers 

Definition: A tight piece of clothing for the lower body (usually a speedo) that clearly displays the male genetalia.

Derivation: From the stealing of vintage grapes in the vinyards of France. Theives would steal grapes in their pockets.

That dirty shitehawk with the Skank ho bitch whore is wearing grape-smugglers.

Grape-Smugglers by THOR October 15, 2004

grape smugler 

A person, typically a male, wearing any sort of tightly constrained over garment which appends tightly to the genitals, leaving their shape noticeable.

When the race was finished, Jared dis-engaged his Schwinn only realize he was truely a grape smugler in his speedo.

grape smugler by WhatMarbles? May 22, 2006

grape smugglers

men in speedos

those guys are grape smugglers

grape smugglers by WEEZEL February 15, 2003

grape smugglers

An item of male clothing, usually very tight pants, i.e. those worn by rodeo fans; or Speedo trunks, that leave very little to the imagination when it comes to 'the package'.

You need the shield-sized belt buckle to offset the risk of a direct hit when wearing grape smugglers.

grape smugglers by elektronen August 31, 2011

Grape Smugglers

Extremely tight, and uncomfortable, underwear that closely hold your balls in place.

My new underwear are seriously tight on my balls. I think I bought some grape smugglers.

Grape Smugglers by Hdrihner11 November 17, 2015