granny panties

just one of the many accoutremants a performer must wear underneath a costume when one is a professional dancer. The granny panties are typically beige or nude in color to provide the voyeur with the illusion that they may have actually seen you waxed vulva in one of those intricate moves you busted.

"Leila, are you going to wear that sponge bob thong today? put on your granny panties!"

"you're right, granny panties can hold a lot more crunchy money!"

by MintyLeila July 21, 2005

granny panties

white cotton undies that old or fat ladies wear,and they pull them clear up to their tits

my mom wears granny panties

by boomer2 July 28, 2003

granny panties

idiots like to complain about granny panties, "thongs" are ridculous and stupid. and label them "for old people"

idiot 1: shes hot!
idiot 2: he's hot!
idiot 3: were superficial assholes, and we don't even know you but we hate the way you look!

thongs are the new "granny panties"

by hate_society December 28, 2005

granny panties

Cottan underwear that old people wear.

My grandma has flower granny panties!

by Cassie April 6, 2004

granny panties

Giant, comfy, stretched-out underpants that women wear 1-2 years into a long-term relationship after the initial thrill of sexy lingerie is gone (usually accompanied by failure to wax nether regions).

Aw man, my girlfriend used to dress like a Victoria's Secret model; now she has a mom muff and wears granny panties. She's still sexy, tho!

by mommuff June 24, 2014

granny panties

underwear that go past your belly button, and are huge and stupid!

that chick doesnt look good with those granny panties.

by dominique December 9, 2004

granny panties

maaaaaassive panties generrally frilly and worn by the older, older generation.

granny panties are famously worn by Bridget Jones in the film Bridget Jones's Diary and number 2

oi Matt, check out that nan's ridiculous granny panties!!!!

by maxxximus August 7, 2007