just one of the many accoutremants a performer must wear underneath a costume when one is a professional dancer. The granny panties are typically beige or nude in color to provide the voyeur with the illusion that they may have actually seen you waxed vulva in one of those intricate moves you busted.
"Leila, are you going to wear that sponge bob thong today? put on your granny panties!"
"you're right, granny panties can hold a lot more crunchy money!"
"you're right, granny panties can hold a lot more crunchy money!"
by MintyLeila July 07, 2005
by boomer2 July 29, 2003
idiots like to complain about granny panties, "thongs" are ridculous and stupid. and label them "for old people"
idiot 1: shes hot!
idiot 2: he's hot!
idiot 3: were superficial assholes, and we don't even know you but we hate the way you look!
thongs are the new "granny panties"
idiot 2: he's hot!
idiot 3: were superficial assholes, and we don't even know you but we hate the way you look!
thongs are the new "granny panties"
by hate_society December 08, 2005
My grandma has flower granny panties!
by Cassie April 07, 2004
Giant, comfy, stretched-out underpants that women wear 1-2 years into a long-term relationship after the initial thrill of sexy lingerie is gone (usually accompanied by failure to wax nether regions).
Aw man, my girlfriend used to dress like a Victoria's Secret model; now she has a mom muff and wears granny panties. She's still sexy, tho!
by mommuff June 24, 2014
by dominique December 09, 2004
maaaaaassive panties generrally frilly and worn by the older, older generation.
granny panties are famously worn by Bridget Jones in the film Bridget Jones's Diary and number 2
granny panties are famously worn by Bridget Jones in the film Bridget Jones's Diary and number 2
by maxxximus August 07, 2007