gonokakakhackus

A disease of the penis discovered by Dr. Zappa.
Symptoms are:
Hurting to pee
It reaching out and grabbing your meat
And your balls feeling like a pair of maraccas
To avoid such a disease avoid liaisons with taco stand ladys and avoiding gas station toilets

Joe: I've made a horrible discovery!
Doctor:What is it Joe?
Joe:Why does it hurt when I pee?
Doctor:Did you get it from the toilet seat?
Joe:Yes!! It jumped right out and grabbed my meat! Help doc my balls feel like a pair of maracas and please don't stick no needle in me!!!
Doctor: You probably got the........Gonokakakhackus!!!

by Rambozo the Clown December 2, 2013

golnoosh

A beautiful girl.known for exotic eyes and beautiful face.A female with the name Golnoosh has a very kind an gentle heart.An extremely sexy and intelligent persian women.Girls like Golnoosh stand up for what they believe in and do not fear anyone.

Golnoosh is the most awsome and sweet girl in the world.

by Tiniii August 17, 2018

golnoosh

golnoosh is the cutest girl you can meet in your whole life. she is the kindest and prettiest. she is so complete and perfect. if you have her in your life you will be the luckiest and your life wouldnt be wasted.

golnoosh is the hottest and she is mine.

by noonoolovesyou August 17, 2018

gonorrea

Disease. In Colombia it's used to demean a person just the same way like pirobo, garbimba, malparido, etc

Your boyfriend hit you? What a gonorrea. That gonorrea stole my bus fare

by pimpollo July 16, 2007

Gonome

A Headcrab Zombie's second stage of mutation, appearing only in Half-Life: Opposing Force.

If a Headcrab Zombie isn't killed, it turns into a Gonome.

by Skelwor December 9, 2009

gorno

Gore pornography, a cinematic horror sub-genre that depicts torture, suffering and drawn-out death that tests the staying power of audiences as much as the victims. Sex has nothing to do with it, but, like porn, it’s all about visual thrills. It’s all about the gore – the more gruelling the better.

Hostel II was pure gorno man!

by Chaiselongue December 9, 2008

govnoment

A portmanteau of "govno" (the Russian word for "shit") and "government". Used in place of "government" to imply that the government is shit.

The communists wanna kill me for not being exactly like them, the capitalists wanna steal all of my money which will just kill me anyway through starvation. Both forms of GOVNOMENT are shit.

I don't trust the govnoment.

by The Post-Soviet Punk March 27, 2010