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gothtree

A gothtree is one of many trees in the evergreen family.

It is characterized by having a unique ability to play random 80s goth tunes from it's trunk.

Also, you can usually pick out a gothtree by the Camels and the people with madly teased hair who like to camp beneath them.

The saplings are used as ammunition in a GTL1334

Gothtrees were first discovered by the goths who frequent the EMS board on neopets.

Originally it spawned when the *xmastree* smiley was used by a single user who is a member of the EMS Goths as an accessory to liven up their topic titles. Since it was used often, other EMS Goths begin to use it in their topic titles as a way for other EMS Goths to easily find the board where their EMS Goth counterparts would be chatting.
And thus it became an iconic symbol of the Goths of EMS.

It is still used on the EMS board by the Goths who chat there. Chances are that if you see a board with that smiley on that forum, there'll be Goths there.
Come, my friends, let us skip around the goth tree.

What's this music I hear coming forth from the depths of this spruce?

Today, my goth tree played an abnormal amount of Fields of the Nephilim.

Yeah, I got some of them new Blue Fir gothtrees, they're pretty accurate on long distance shots!
by Nebiros II February 9, 2007
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gothopotamus

I was so drunk last night I picked up a gothopotamus. This morning my dick was covered with black lipstick and my arms were sore from holding her folds apart so I could find a hole to nail.
by LearnedOne July 7, 2009
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gothtastic

1)Describes something that is very gothy, gothic, goth, whatever.

2)Describes someone who is very gothy, gothic, goth, whatever.

When something is gothtastic, it is inherently awesome.
No one is gothtastic; they'd deny it if they were.
1) Wow, that black corset is gothtastic!!

2) Gee, you sure are looking gothtastic, going clubbing?
by ophelia drowned September 12, 2005
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Gothotholic

Basic goth thot that worships spooky things, trap music, and shitty bands like Ghost.
See all of em gothotholics at the Suicide Boys show?
by KrisKrizleKros December 17, 2018
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Gothorita

An emo pokemon that looks like a girl, but can actually be either gender.
Look! A wild Gothorita appeared! It's a trap!
by The Jokernaut May 4, 2011
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gotheteria

A public washhouse, ie washeteria, where goths without washing machines at home go to wash their clothes.
Gothdrettes only have 'dark wash' facilities, and are open from 11.55pm to 4.55am.
Lady Goth: Phew! You smell slightly. Too much petulia!

Smelly Man Goth: Yeah, I know. Sorry. I'm putting all my gear into a bin bag and going to the gotheteria at midnight.

Lay Goth: You putting in your boots??!!

Smelly Man Goth: Don't get dark. No one puts their heels in the gotheteria machines. They come out like death warmed up!
by chris firth September 16, 2006
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Gothopotamus

A Fat, Goth (or at least goth looking) Person.
Dude, be careful of the Gothopotamus, she might eat you.
by Mynameisthis January 20, 2009
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